Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a busy day working on the boat, am now home, tired but happy. After dinner - time to try and create some new funny stuff - just for you!

You're at the range practicing your drives when.......

Thanks Klaus!
















Watch the dog!

Thanks again Klaus!








Tennis anyone? - Me neither!

Depends how you say this!

Of course they do Dummy!

As if the Geese will take any notice of this!!!

Simpsons Cosplay

Bow down to the omnipotent Pringles Tower!

Slurp Slurp!

The newly ordained priest at his first wedding - adjusts his glasses in untimely fashion!

Arnie's gut looks like a disgruntled alien!

Whatever floats your boat!

Best chat up line in the history of the world!!!

No translation necessary!

Thanks Klaus








It is of course built in from birth!

In the cookie kingdom - he is the Winner!

The height of good taste - Alien Abduction lamp!

Off road version of R2D2

Dads - doing Dad things!

In every group - or herd - there is always one rebel!

Ingenious!

Hillbilly wedding - the atmosphere is bursting with fertility!

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!







Harwich Weather for Thursday

The odd shower is possible, although most places will see a warm and sunny day. Still rather breezy, especially during the morning. South Westerly winds 16mph, gusting 28mph.  Min 14c  Max 21c  chance of rain15%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich weather now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry for the lapse in publication. We just visited number one Son in Wales, now returned home. So tonight's effort is quickly cobbled together - must do better next time! - Enjoy!

How about a volcano with a smiley face?

How unfair laughing at another's discomfort!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Am desperately trying to think up a slogan -
Bread Crocs perhaps?

Not much to say - the coincidence of a lonely penguin and a double rainbow!

Wodka for your hooker?
Sounds OK!

Clever marketing of Pasta

Must be quite a place!

 Thanks David!







Not quite sure what to say without offending -
but how about -Funky Jesus!

He went as Iron man - but missed the point!

Oh Lordy! Emma Watson all grown up!

What it says on the tin!

Just some Norwegian girls..........

Don't even think about crime when the Beach Girl Cop is around!

Oh yes! They know!

It is a truth that fear is brown!!!

Just a black bear cooling off!

One pragmatic way of looking at it!

It says "My doctor says one beer a day - here's my daily ration!"

Thanks Klaus!







This is really groanworthy, but most won't even remember how it originated!

Creepy!

Capt. Jack puts the presidential campaign into perspective!

Yet another inappropriate juxtaposition of adverts!

The wedding party go outside - to vape!
Is this real?

Hmmm - Threat or Promise?

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Here's an Oldie but Goodie!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely cloudy to start with overnight rain slowly clearing through the day. The best of any sunshine during the afternoon. Feeling warm and humid. South Westerly winds 15mph, gusting 25mph  Min 15c Max 21c chance of rain 95%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I bought the boat, so there will be much work to do in the next few weeks. Now more funny stuff .....

A few more bloopers

Waaay!

Thanks Robert (Happy Birthday BTW!)_

Er why pay good money for that! - Use a tin opener!

Absolutely no comment required!

Read the last comment -The end!

Naughty Selfie but Mama is watching you!!!!

I would smack him with that bouquet!

Nice piece of meat, but hang on - what on earth is THAT!

The Label makers will have their little bit of fun!

Oh! Lordy!

Nah! - Carrot!

Love the Cousin's Slogans!

The Underground rule is dogs in a container.......so......!

In Mexico they bake bread with no crust!

Arrogant little Turd!

What has been seen cannot be unseen -

The Map of Vermont looks like a guy piddling into a litter bin!

Two Police officers were married, here's what was on offer at the reception!

A very rare picture of Great Britain leaving the EU after Brexit!

Clever advert!

Diplomacy at its' best!

No! His name is Dave and he eats bedmites!!!

We're nearer the end than the beginning!

40th Birthday cake!

Miserable sod!

Capt Obvious is on form!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Sorry no picture tonight

Rather cloudy with outbreaks of rain spreading Westwards across the district during the afternoon. Some heavy, thundery downpours possible in places although with some sunny intervals likely too. Maximum temperature 22 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Now

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.