Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was more like Summer today, warm and dry. I was busy fixing up the boat, and worked myself to a standstill. Now home and rested, I have recharged the batteries sufficiently to create a new edition of the blog.....(Sorry no clips tonight - note to self, must do better!)

Made from old motor tyres

This book shop likes comparative perspectives!

Would never happen, but it would have been fun!

Russian music festival - could be Glastonbury!

The maid found his sunglassess!

The original looks fluffier than the cuddly toy!

If you ask him for the window seat - he will lay waste your country!

One person car!

Doctor your 10.30 appointment has just arrived!

Stool sample ( silly and clever at the same time)

Elon, nothing to say!

Tree resembling a rooster

Lada Limo

In Nebraska in the 60s this cement truck crashed, it was full and they couldn't move it. 

It is still there, now disguised as a crashed space capsule!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry and warm with lengthy spells of strong sunshine. High UV levels. North Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 18mph  Min 13c  Max 23c  Chance of rain 10% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather now

Thanks for your continuing support!



Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a busy day working on the boat, am now home, tired but happy. After dinner - time to try and create some new funny stuff - just for you!

You're at the range practicing your drives when.......

Thanks Klaus!
















Watch the dog!

Thanks again Klaus!








Tennis anyone? - Me neither!

Depends how you say this!

Of course they do Dummy!

As if the Geese will take any notice of this!!!

Simpsons Cosplay

Bow down to the omnipotent Pringles Tower!

Slurp Slurp!

The newly ordained priest at his first wedding - adjusts his glasses in untimely fashion!

Arnie's gut looks like a disgruntled alien!

Whatever floats your boat!

Best chat up line in the history of the world!!!

No translation necessary!

Thanks Klaus








It is of course built in from birth!

In the cookie kingdom - he is the Winner!

The height of good taste - Alien Abduction lamp!

Off road version of R2D2

Dads - doing Dad things!

In every group - or herd - there is always one rebel!

Ingenious!

Hillbilly wedding - the atmosphere is bursting with fertility!

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!







Harwich Weather for Thursday

The odd shower is possible, although most places will see a warm and sunny day. Still rather breezy, especially during the morning. South Westerly winds 16mph, gusting 28mph.  Min 14c  Max 21c  chance of rain15%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich weather now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry for the lapse in publication. We just visited number one Son in Wales, now returned home. So tonight's effort is quickly cobbled together - must do better next time! - Enjoy!

How about a volcano with a smiley face?

How unfair laughing at another's discomfort!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Am desperately trying to think up a slogan -
Bread Crocs perhaps?

Not much to say - the coincidence of a lonely penguin and a double rainbow!

Wodka for your hooker?
Sounds OK!

Clever marketing of Pasta

Must be quite a place!

 Thanks David!







Not quite sure what to say without offending -
but how about -Funky Jesus!

He went as Iron man - but missed the point!

Oh Lordy! Emma Watson all grown up!

What it says on the tin!

Just some Norwegian girls..........

Don't even think about crime when the Beach Girl Cop is around!

Oh yes! They know!

It is a truth that fear is brown!!!

Just a black bear cooling off!

One pragmatic way of looking at it!

It says "My doctor says one beer a day - here's my daily ration!"

Thanks Klaus!







This is really groanworthy, but most won't even remember how it originated!

Creepy!

Capt. Jack puts the presidential campaign into perspective!

Yet another inappropriate juxtaposition of adverts!

The wedding party go outside - to vape!
Is this real?

Hmmm - Threat or Promise?

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Here's an Oldie but Goodie!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely cloudy to start with overnight rain slowly clearing through the day. The best of any sunshine during the afternoon. Feeling warm and humid. South Westerly winds 15mph, gusting 25mph  Min 15c Max 21c chance of rain 95%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.