Old Git's Funnies

Thursday, 6 October 2016

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a stay at home day, several things never happened, the wood for the roof didn't arrive, nor did the bus bars for my boat's electrics, and BT never turned up to fix the broadband. So plenty of time to search the nether regions for more fun stuff to amuse - just for you!

This little Irishman is hitting the headlines - he's only 8 weeks old!

James Stewart, sadly long gone tells his joke, an oldie but goodie!

Fridge is on the move - cold beer anyone?

Teacher being firm!

This 102 year old lady was arrested, handcuffed and hauled away in a police car....
Why? Because it was on her Bucket list!!!

I think Madam that it is meant to go round your neck!
But are we bothered boys???

Sometimes minimal grafitti can be poetic!

We will never - ever understand!

Minimalist Jack O' Lantern

I think Mr Photoshop has been round again!

The World is going to end...........

Cops have a sense of humour - sometimes!

Yay! I got a window seat!.................Meh!

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!

Like us, animals are fascinated by mirrors

Harwich Weather for Friday

North Easterly winds 12mph, gusting 16mph

Min 11c Max 15c Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 5 October 2016

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy with the boat today and rescueing an elderly computer client. Now back home away from the strong wind. Here are more bits and pieces for your amusement...

Thanks Derek!

They say if you put a man in a room with a tea cosy he cannot resist putting it on his head - this is in the same vein!

Parking Bastard of the year!

An old chestnut in a new disguise!

The Photoshop man is back!

As we age.....

Thanks Arthur!

This is marketing!

Thanks again Derek!

Have good insurance! This guy had to pay to hold his new born!

Parking on the beach - very bad idea!

Water on the left same as the right - except the right one has oysters!

This sunflower grew in a wall!

Another rip in the Matrix!

Inventive shower curtain!

We aren't the only ones who enjoy silliness!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

North Easterly winds 16mph, gusting 22mph Min 9c Max 14c Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 4 October 2016

Dear Family and Friends, Another day another dollar, we shopped today to get stores after the hols. Now back home, cold East wind blowing, but it's OK in here so I will get on and bash out a few more funny things.....just for you!

Billed as the best Monty Python ever - I have to say that I find it mildly irritating - what do you think?

The teacher is being very pedantic - Ha Ha!

Naughty Doggie!

Cruel - but still funny!

Contradiction of terms!

I wonder if they noticed that these magnets extend beyond the end of the rack?

Definition of Marriage

Thanks Robert!

Laying it on the line!

After about half an hour's heated debate - they found it!

Woman's and Man's poems

Friends moved recently - their cat is completely freaked out!

Tonight's Philosophical thought...

Last but not least - to lull you to sleep - meet the perpetual pizza!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Easterly winds 20mph, gusting 30mph Min 10c Max 16c Chance of rain 5%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks very much for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 3 October 2016

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Refreshed from our short holiday, we're ready for the fray! Quite a few pictures tonight as I catch up with the backlog. Only 2 clips, sorry but I cannot use Mpeg 4s because the don't show on tablets. I can often find an equivalent though so please keep sending...