Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After vacuuming this morning, the rain stopped which enabled me to get a permit to go to the boat this afternoon, where I have now finished the wiring outside, so I can now continue inside in any weather. Now back home, with a few creaky joints I am about to burst forth with your latest edition of the blog - enjoy!

Oh! Boy! If only I could have a drive of that!

Here's where Ronnie O'Sullivan leans on a snooker table - but it's virtual !!!

Hi Joe! - Oh! Sorry I forgot it was camouflage practice!

Then Tits!!!

I wonder what the baby is looking at!

Crazy Monkey Orchids - yes really!

He was drunk, he climbed the fence, got trapped by his boxers, then Zzzzzzzzzz!

There are idiots, and then there are special idiots who manage to achieve this!

Ladies we do try to understand buuuuuuut!

The height of good taste! - Fibre optic lit wedding dress!

We complain about the young - but actually nothing changes!

Thanks Klaus!








Simple but what a great idea!

Thanks Melissa!







Halloween outfits

Swords!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!






Another from Derek please try this - I am 55!








How about a bulldog who is a metal fan!

Thanks Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Dry and bright with lengthy spells of sunshine. North Westerly winds 14mph, gusting 21mph  Min 7c  Max 15c chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A new week, I wonder what it will bring. I have just been down to the Funny Cellar, dusted off the pictures and posted them on the blog - just for you!

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Seen on a 74 year old lady's car!

What the old lot thought of the new lot.......!

Either they love smelly trees, or it's a very stinky car!

That offer? You'll have to do better than that!

Nah! - Watch the fun!

Thanks Elna!







We call it maths - but I always hated it!

Very clever fancy dress!

So not to be disturbed this lecturer stuck a photo of himself on the door.

It is MMXV - the Romans didn't have the 0 !!!

I don't shout about it - I'm a bit like George...

There's stupid, and then there's unbelieveably stupid!

I am not certain, but I believe that this lady might
just be from Merica!

Exactly what Dads are for!

Demo of how plants can purify ground water!

Paris Hilton - who else?

It was not intentional, Mum matches her dinner plate!

A "Ta Da" moment!

Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A band of rain will affect all areas during the morning, this clearing after midday with sunshine and showers following on. North Westerly winds 15mph, gusting 24mph

Min 10c  Max 13c  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support - as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The family have departed for Wales after a great weekend. Now I can sit back and relax and try once again to knock together another epic of pictorial fun - just for you!

How to get Lego hands!

Oh! Lord! He was only browsing!!!

Thanks Gloria!







Don't work it out! - They didn't!

Didn't practice what he preached!

Fido will you look out of the other window!!!

Love it!

Pissed again Grandad?

I normally like the Cousins' slogans, this company found a moron!

A wasp taking a fly for lunch!

Not the best pun!

John's Joke
Thanks John!








Chain reaction Whoops!

Thanks Susi!








Harwich Weather for Monday

Early rain clearing to drier and brighter conditions. In the sunshine it will feel rather warm for the time of year. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 18mph

Min 11c  Max 18c  Chance of rain 40%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are enjoying a good weekend with our family from Wales visiting. Hardly time to cobble anything together, but here goes...

Hung over are we?

This is unbelieveable!

Thanks Klaus!










Brave or stupid?
Stupid..

Newton would be pleased

Sorry I promised no more election stuff but......

Some people carry their tractor obsessions to the extreem!

There are fanatical golfers.....and then......

Appropriate juxtaposition!

Nice! Eh boys?
Whichever way you look at it!

The child of somebody famous falls over....
Where are the Media Hounds!

It's amazing what you can do if you apply yourself!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Sunday

A good deal of cloud with heavy showers or longer spells of rain. Still rather mild. Southerly winds 16mph, gusting 23mph Max 16c  Min 11c  Chance of rain 40%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.