Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They forecast 90% chance of rain......we had no rain! We were busy preparing for a visit to family in Wales, sorry no more funnies until Friday, so I hope that tonight's effort will keep you going until then!

She reinforces his dream!

Tee Hee ......but they could have slowed down!

Thanks Klaus!








The Fresh Prince visits Hugh Hefner

Go on Safari? - You're having a laugh aren't you?

Athens street art

A Likely Tale!

His Girlfriend caught her hair in her zip!

Love the e-mail address on their truck!

Birthstar?

This cop fled to the roof, and waited for the owner to return,
rather than shoot the dogs

These pumpkins were grown into moulds to get faces.......how grotesque is that?

Mr Data, that's not very likely!

This is Miss Iceland, one of the pageant judges suggested she lose weight,
she did the sensible thing and walked out!

Poor old chuck!

It says Monday morning at the zoo!

Thanks Klaus!







The "Who you lookin at" standoff!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!








Ha Ha Ha!

Thanks again Klaus!








Evar wondered why there are so many craters on the moon?

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A brighter day once any low cloud breaks and fog lifts. Feeling milder. Easterly winds 6mph, gusting 10mph  Min 7c  Max 15c  Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.
(See you Friday)

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another day working
on the boat, all electronics now work. The day was blighted, by me leaving my toolbox on the marina car park. Fortunately a kind soul took it to the Harbour Master's office. Now back home, it is time to get weaving and create another fun packed edition of your blog!

He let the fat cool, and saw this!

George Burns' best joke!

Well - it is free!

A ton of Scottish water, imagine this hitting you alongside the head!

Hey Bud - I think I see where you're going with this!

Autumn really has arrived!

Watching the match on a really hot day!

Heston makes a mess!

His wife held a yard sale, I say she's an ace at marketing!

This is Giethoorn in The Netherlands, a magical place where most of the streets are water.
I bought a boat here about 10 years ago - must go back!

Well said George!

 Thanks Robert!







It's going to end in a break up honey!

They aren't exactly entering into the spirit of the thing!

That Bl**dy boat keeps cropping up!

Watch carefully!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A mild day with sunshine and scattered showers. South Westerly winds 13mph, gusting 22mph  Min 10c  Max 13c Chance of rain 99%

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was pleasant, the boat dominated, I have nearly finished the rewiring, and most things work now, just a bit more tweaking to do. Now yet again I am struggling to find funny stuff, usually it's either filthy or banal! I do my best!

Clever - now get it down.......

It is said that this was Victor's best joke...

Waterslide? - Must be Merica!

Whimper!

How you feel!

Flattering I'm sure!

I am sure she is making some kind of statement.....

Who? Me?

Kermit goes philosophical!

Clever head up display to help our Cousins drive on the left!

Who says?

Glad I'm not dining here!

Love the Cousins' slogans

I know it's a terrible thought - but mullets may well be on the way back!

Clever play on words......Inapropriate to many..... but

Different generation...

Out of context methinks.....

Clever Birdie!

Puzzled? - Me too!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early fog will clear slowly allowing some brighter spells to develop. Feeling cool in the brisk Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your continuing support!



Cheers



Richard.