Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Things to do today, we set up the Christmas lights, at the front and the back of the house, I then went and did a few jobs on the boat. Now back in the warm it is time to concoct a new edition of the funnies blog - just for you!

Prancer or Dancer - you guess!

Fun at the art gallery, cleverly done by Zach King

Thanks Susi!











Amazing indoor waterfall in San Francisco

Two aspects of the same thing....

Unwise leaving Boofles home alone with the Robovac!!!

Big deal Cousins - Uk has done this for half a century and more!

Japanese Indoor beach

Today's philosophical thought!

A perfectly preserved Megalopteryx claw

Wildfires were so hot in Tennessee that the aluminium on this car melted!

Guns - again Merica!

How to shoplift a flat screen TV !

I'm saying nothing!

 Thanks Susi!







In case you didn't know Christmas is coming!

Bakery Rap!

Hazel has her first taste of Broccoli!

Thanks again Susi!










Harwich Weather for Saturday!

Largely cloudy, dull conditions and feeling rather cold. North Westerly winds 6mph, gusting 10mph  Min 4c  Max 9c Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, I hardly dare say this, but today we started on the Christmas lights, one tree at the back of the house, and tomorrow there will be one at the front.

Our excuse is that the family including Grandchildren will be visiting for Christmas and we feel the need to put on a bit of a show. Now for your Funnies...

This is a Devil's Flower Moth

I thought that this was brilliant!
A huge piece of work!

Thanks Klaus!











A completely new angle on puppetry!

Thanks again Klaus!






Wise words!

Clever paint job!

He has noticed that this malaise doesn't only affect the young!

Statues of German Ministers making a statement on climate change

This is called Forced Perspective

Destined to be on the checkout for her whole life!

It says "Would you like to smell my saddle!"

Thanks Klaus!

His advent calendar

 Thanks yet again Klaus!








His wife had a good idea for opening the packaging!

Panda Tree!

They were having trouble with the fridge. Their 6 year old called them and said
The milk's gone bad, when they looked in the fridge........!

By design or accident?

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!








Chain reaction

On the kiss cam!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Largely cloudy, dull conditions and feeling rather cold. North Westerly winds 6mph, gusting 10mph  Max 7c  Min 4c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was Supermarket hell today, first Tesco, followed by Waitrose. Tomorrow it's December, and I have a rule that from now on until New Year I refuse to go to Colchester! Now after that rant, back to the business of finding you some more material for you to snigger at!

No Demos - Please!

Jack's best!

Sentimental for us, we were invited on board, before her inaugural voyage

 from Harwich to Esbjerg she was a beautiful lady!

Doggy Photobomb!

He's afraid of the snip!

It says If you have to take Grandad - You must take him!

Thanks Klaus!







Tee Hee - love em or hate em!

 Thanks Janet!








He lives alone his Mum often sends him toilet rolls at the last count 82 rolls!

Why not rob the neighbours!

Looking so young George?

This airport thought that it would be nice to have windows like a plane,
unfortunately they incorporated an aquarium....strangely disconcerting!

That's right always blame her!!!

Ho Ho Ho Holy Shit!

Mums always care!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







Run awaaaaay!

The stick in the bed prank!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

More in the way of cloud than recently with the best of any brightness during the afternoon. North Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 15mph  Min 0c  Max 7c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essex weather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The temperature is dropping, 1c this morning, forecast lower tonight - time to get out the thermals! Now back in the warm I am ferretting around for more little gems with which to amuse!

Siberian Makeup!

The Quebecois Gagsters are at it again!

Thanks Klaus!








Just Imagine the Redneck Cousins try to deep fry frozen turkeys! - the result........!

Thanks again Klaus!









Love the Cousins' slogans!

This guy called and sold me this xmas tree - he was in a hell of a hurry!

He was celebrating 35 years with the firm - here's the cake they made for him!

Nothing to say here!

It says - Tomorrow we are filming the beauty of your district
Please during the day stay indoors!
Thank you!

Sighting along the tow

Mother hasn't quite come to terms with a deep fat fryer!

Thanks delivery guys for your total discretion!!!

Oh yes - we were aware!

Thanks Robert!







The cake in the window - the cake that was delivered!

Clever product collaberation

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!







Massive whoops!

How not to solder!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another cold and frosty start, then dry with lengthy spells of sunshine. Westerly winds 7mph, gusting 13mph  Min 1c  Max 7c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.