Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy today, visit from friends from Holland, more Christmas decorations and shopping for elderly relative. Now it is time once again for an extra dose of funny stuff - just for you!

I didn't think girls farted - ever!

Gordon Ramsey Beans

Time travel

Fire!

Shoot first!

Snake delivery!

Patience

Yes you do match!

They asked Crouchy what his aims were when he started in football
his answer "Remain a virgin"!!!

Christmas....

It was very cold in Egypt yesterday, this biker wrapped his dog

Their kayak tour in New Zealand suddenly seemed like an Indiana Jones movie!

Reality!

 Thanks Robert!







Kiddies having fun on the ride ..... or not!

Oh dear! Its a bit windy out there today!

The Goalie does a bit of figure skating!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Brighter with sunshine breaking through after early low cloud and mist clears. Easterly winds 12mph, gusting 17mph  Min 3c  Max 7c  Chance of rain 10%

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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard,

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Things to do today, we set up the Christmas lights, at the front and the back of the house, I then went and did a few jobs on the boat. Now back in the warm it is time to concoct a new edition of the funnies blog - just for you!

Prancer or Dancer - you guess!

Fun at the art gallery, cleverly done by Zach King

Thanks Susi!











Amazing indoor waterfall in San Francisco

Two aspects of the same thing....

Unwise leaving Boofles home alone with the Robovac!!!

Big deal Cousins - Uk has done this for half a century and more!

Japanese Indoor beach

Today's philosophical thought!

A perfectly preserved Megalopteryx claw

Wildfires were so hot in Tennessee that the aluminium on this car melted!

Guns - again Merica!

How to shoplift a flat screen TV !

I'm saying nothing!

 Thanks Susi!







In case you didn't know Christmas is coming!

Bakery Rap!

Hazel has her first taste of Broccoli!

Thanks again Susi!










Harwich Weather for Saturday!

Largely cloudy, dull conditions and feeling rather cold. North Westerly winds 6mph, gusting 10mph  Min 4c  Max 9c Chance of rain 10%

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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, I hardly dare say this, but today we started on the Christmas lights, one tree at the back of the house, and tomorrow there will be one at the front.

Our excuse is that the family including Grandchildren will be visiting for Christmas and we feel the need to put on a bit of a show. Now for your Funnies...

This is a Devil's Flower Moth

I thought that this was brilliant!
A huge piece of work!

Thanks Klaus!











A completely new angle on puppetry!

Thanks again Klaus!






Wise words!

Clever paint job!

He has noticed that this malaise doesn't only affect the young!

Statues of German Ministers making a statement on climate change

This is called Forced Perspective

Destined to be on the checkout for her whole life!

It says "Would you like to smell my saddle!"

Thanks Klaus!

His advent calendar

 Thanks yet again Klaus!








His wife had a good idea for opening the packaging!

Panda Tree!

They were having trouble with the fridge. Their 6 year old called them and said
The milk's gone bad, when they looked in the fridge........!

By design or accident?

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!








Chain reaction

On the kiss cam!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Largely cloudy, dull conditions and feeling rather cold. North Westerly winds 6mph, gusting 10mph  Max 7c  Min 4c  Chance of rain 10%

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Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was Supermarket hell today, first Tesco, followed by Waitrose. Tomorrow it's December, and I have a rule that from now on until New Year I refuse to go to Colchester! Now after that rant, back to the business of finding you some more material for you to snigger at!

No Demos - Please!

Jack's best!

Sentimental for us, we were invited on board, before her inaugural voyage

 from Harwich to Esbjerg she was a beautiful lady!

Doggy Photobomb!

He's afraid of the snip!

It says If you have to take Grandad - You must take him!

Thanks Klaus!







Tee Hee - love em or hate em!

 Thanks Janet!








He lives alone his Mum often sends him toilet rolls at the last count 82 rolls!

Why not rob the neighbours!

Looking so young George?

This airport thought that it would be nice to have windows like a plane,
unfortunately they incorporated an aquarium....strangely disconcerting!

That's right always blame her!!!

Ho Ho Ho Holy Shit!

Mums always care!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







Run awaaaaay!

The stick in the bed prank!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

More in the way of cloud than recently with the best of any brightness during the afternoon. North Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 15mph  Min 0c  Max 7c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essex weather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.