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Wednesday, 21 December 2016

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another grey day here in Old Harwich, made me want to stay indoors, but had to go to the post. Now busy preparing for the family invasion on Friday. The boss is rustling the twigs around the nest. Now after all that must get down to business and find you your daily fun ration!





The Rock doing Popeye!










This is how it's done!


Thanks Klaus!











It took a moment - but of course......
did you ever see a stormtrooper hit anybody?!










Alternetive marketing!









Nowhere to turn!










Now I really have seen everything!









His Icecream looked remarkably like a bottom!









Give me a headline - any headline!!!









Ha Ha clever Photoshop, but
why are they on the railway anyway? !!!









Kitten socks.........fail!









It says "You are fine!
(The scales for Christmastime) !

 Thanks again Klaus!







Dad rubbing it in!









Different lifestyles!









When his dog returned he seemed to have
 been initiated into some weird cult!









Mark Twain said "Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes "








Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!

Arthur is one of our regular contributors of Jokes - he is 100 years old
today! - Congratulations Arthur!









What happens when you try to light farts in a drain!









Oh! If only this wasn't a fake!










Harwich Weather for Thursday










        Rain clearing to drier and brighter conditions, Cooler, Westerly winds 8mph
gusting 16mph  Min 2c  Max 8c  chance of rain 35%
Thanks Essexweather.com






Harwich Weather Now









Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday, 20 December 2016

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We broke a record today, we went supermarket shopping in the Morning and in the Aftenoon! Now having dragged myself on my knees to the computer I will try once again to find amusing stuff - just for you!






Smashed after the office party he went and bought the Christmas tree









Vladimir entertains!








A cheeky little zephyr makes Pope Francis look like a frilled lizard!









This yoghurt didn't have a seal and the use by date was in the yoghurt!









Room with a view
(The apartment cost 95 million dollars!!!)










Somebody in the Sydney Opera House is in for trouble!









If you look carefully you can see his Dad's Hummer!









The Christmas Spirit!

 Thanks Derek!







He found an SD card in the car park, there was only one image on it...
WTF?









Heterochromia - 2x !!!









It says "Don't look too soon it will soon be Christmas!"









At Walmart we saw a retired officer from Starfleet Command!









The folks in this shop became so fed up with looking at Nike's perfect bodies - that they did this!









Getting close to absolute zero!










Firestarter!








Give me a headline - any headline!








There's nothing quite like good old fashioned animated gifs!








Catch me if you can!









Moggy Xmas tree!

 Thanks Maria!







A little problem with the force!

Thanks Martin!









Harwich Weather for Wednesday!










Cloudy with outbreaks of light rain for much of the day. Rain will become heavier and persistent overnight into Thursday. South Westerly winds 15mph, gusting 24mph
Min 3c  Max 8c  Chance of rain 95%





Harwich Weather Now







Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 19 December 2016

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Busy again had to go to the Post Office it was Christmas madness, no parking spaces and huge queues, but we got through it all. Now it's that time again to ferret around the dark web for more material just for you!






Wakey Wakey!










Just a little giggle!


Thanks Klaus!










Another truth from Robert!










It says - Man Crib!

 Thanks again Klaus!







His Blonde girlfriend called - are these HDMI cables?










Yup - Stupid!









Was this typo intended Samsung?









Bovine revenge!









They got into the Lecturer's computer - here's his desktop!










Love it! Clever young man!









Cheapskate!









Park in minimum moves!









Woaaaaaaaaa!







Gotcha!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday










Following a cloudy start, brighter conditions will develop with intervals of afternoon sunshine. South Easterly winds 7mph, gusting 14mph Min 4c  Max 7c  Chance of rain 10%
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.