Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Midweek already! How the time flies! Now I must get in gear and dive into the Interweb, to find more fun stuff.....just for You!

What she may not realise, in the States until recently
Hashtag used to be called "Pound"!!!

This is where we live, people go away from here, but very often they come back....here's why!

Thanks Barbara!














A brace of foxes - cute!

Mirror that and I say the same!

They wanted to toast the New Year......she didn't understand "Toast" so they did it with Toast!

Listen I will tell you the song of my people!

This modern time! - Socks Crocs and Electronic Tag!!!

Doug after his first Modelling project!

On New Year he was so drunk that he lost his phone -
not his mobile, but his landline phone!

Masters of understatement!

Possibly the weirdest face swap ever!

This little gecko is using the surface tension of the water to bask in the sun!

Highway agency's NewYear Humour!

Geoff's Joke
Thanks Geoff!








Just playing with my flying fox

Thanks Klaus!

We're just passing the burning propane !!!!!!!!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

After a cold and frosty start, a fine day will follow with lengthy spells of sunshine. Northerly winds 7mph, gusting 13mph  Min -2  Max 5c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a working sort of day, the outside Christmas lights came down, and after the sun came out I walked in an icy wind. Now back in 21c, I am psyching myself up to create another masterpiece - just for you!

Image of a ship projected onto a water spray
Amsterdam

Perhaps the coolest of the cool! Parahawking!

Thanks Klaus!











Me at New Year!

Toilet Humour!

He was given this as a kid, but he still laughs when he sees it!

Great! Unless they are sitting next to you!

Their parents were looking after the dog, they sent a reassuring photo -
he seems to be enjoying himself better than them!

Meth Lab found by a Meth Lab!!!

We are now old - so come on love!

 Thanks Robert!








The Japanese invented this thing in the '80s and it was an utter flop!

Me Too!

Swedish Mirror finish tree house

Tee Hee!

I thought that firefighters put them out!

Remember Windows 95 and 56k downloads!











Joke
From me for a change..







Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Largely cloudy and milder. A few glimpses of sunshine during the late morning and early afternoon. North Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 18mph  Max 8c  Min 4c  Chance of rain 10%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks as ever for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Holiday Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, last day of the Holidays here in UK. I spent the morning stroking the boat, and had a lazy pm watching TV. Now I must pull myself together and concentrate on providing you with a bit more pictorial fun!

The splits? Ouch!

Yes you heard it here first!

Thanks Klaus!










Love the slogan!

Awwww!

Thanks for their services!

Tous du monde est au balcon
(It's crowded on the balcony)

And for my next trick!

Should have gone to Specsavers!

 Thanks Derek!







This idiotic practice is a custom in Spain!

Caddis fly larvae make little houses for themselves,
so this artist gave them gold leaf and precious stones!

It says "Dear God please give some clothers for the poor ladies
 on daddy's computer"

 Thanks again Klaus!







That's the way to do it Mum!

2016 Darwin Awards
Thanks Geoff!






More Wisdom from The QI Elves









Animated gifs are still coming up!



Whoops!

We say goodnight with a Kaboom!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

The small risk of a wintry shower, otherwise it will continue dry with plenty of sunshine. Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 20mph  Min -2c  Max 6c  Chance of rain 20%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

New Year's Day Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a lazy day today, up late, it rained, so we slobbed around and watched TV. Now however I must get it together to find fun stuff for my loyal clients.....hoping you enjoy them!

Clever sign with movable N

This is a bit long but worth a look, the World's biggest wind turbine (so far)

Nice! But what is it?
Frost on the top of a car!

The height of class! - Married in Walmart!!!

He forgot his gun..........maybe no one will notice!

Going into 2017 feeling mildly optimistic - I saw this published in the Netherlands
in 1938 - how prophetic!

All dressed up to go to Walmart - complete with skidmark!

Meet Elliot, leaving hospital after his heart transplant.
Now that is cause for hope!!!

I thought this was sacriligious, but it's an interesting concept!

Ah! That's what it's for!

I sense a touch of photoshop here.....

He put a light on top of his robot vacuum, ansd did a time lapse - rather pleasing!

Chinese Danny Devito!

Ah! That's how you get perpetual motion!!!

Harwich Weather for Holiday Monday

A dry, bright day with plenty of sunshine. Feeling noticeably colder than recent days. North Westerly winds 12mph,gusting 20mph  Min 2c  Max 6c Chance of rain 10%   Thanks Essexweather.com

 Harwich Weather Now

Happy New Year and thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.