Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today became progressively colder, we shopped, and when we came out of the Supermarket a big gust of wind nearly blew us off our feet. The weather man is warning of snow, but I hope it misses us! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Excuse me sir! I think you're about 2000 miles out!

A most unusual vessel!

Wolfgang could!

This parcel arrived from her graphic designer sister
with a wicked sense of humour!

We've seen these before - I don't believe it!
I think they use Blutack!

Tonight's words of wisdom!

Meeting him home from holiday - his little brother is being a swine!

it says "May I remove him from Facebook or wait until after the Funeral?"

Thanks Klaus!









Risk of confusion....Sausage spread / Sausage on the pavement!!!

Thanks again Klaus








Water!   -  Yay!

She only asked for a photo because their hair matched!

This baby looks like a gang boss!

Suckers for fame!

Magic words!

Not a rotting amputated leg - it's an old log!








JOKES
Thanks Chaps!







I am English, and I didn't know many of these!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Outbreaks of rain arriving during the morning and as temperatures fall through the day, there is the risk of rain turning to snow by the evening. South Westerly winds 10mph, gusting 21mph Max 6c  Min 4c  Chance of rain 90%

Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Here we are again for a new exciting episode of the never ending funny blog from darkest North East Essex! - As always - just for you!

Doggy Photobomb!

I guess that this lady will be having a New Year's Resolution!

Crumbs!!!

Love the Cousins" slogans!

I'll bet that the designers of these boot treads didn't think this through!

More photgraphic skullduggery!

After the storm - Fun at the Stadium!

Snow BB8 - clever!

Believes...........in himself!

Aftermath of a birthday party!
Bwaaaaargh!

Anna is waiting for YOU!

Frozen Geyser

Poland's CCTV - more economic and infinitely more effective!

Industrious Uber driver!

5 year old invents an original iPad hands free!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!







Parkour

Perpetual motion!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Early cloudy and mild conditions clearing quickly, becoming brighter, fresher and windier through the day with an increasing wind chill. Remaining dry for most parts with only isolated light showers. Maximum temperature 11 deg C. Thanks Essexweather.com Sorry! It refuses to go in the middle!!!

Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  We had a trip to Colchester today, and visited Fenwicks the refurbished department store, and I visited my old mates at the computer shop. We beat the rain which started just after we were home.

Now it's funny time again........

It says "Make America Great Again".....in Russian!

It's called laminar flow - his next project it to put fibre optics inside.....

Amazing thing this perspective!

All you can do in an ice storm!

Hmmm! idiots are everywhere!

His friend sent him this picture from Antarctica with the message "I just wanted to fit in"!

It's mid summer in Oz

Ok I know it's sexist and mysoginist, but then it came from Oz....

He thought he was making a really cool selfie, but he hadn't noticed the smoke!

They were teasing NC a few days ago, not it's the turn of Massachusets!

Call me sexist, mysoginist or whatever, I am only
saying that this was how it was when I was young!!!

Touche!

Having opened the box it really looked miserable!

Todays Philosophical note......
moral -- buy cheap - pay twice!

Shakespeare's school in Stratford upon Avon

That fence looks like a lake!

This Biker...........

Meet the first Maori with facial tattoos who has been accepted into the Navy

How to catch tibbles...

Pooch thinks the pond is grass!

A Joke




Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Starting dry, but chilly with sunny intervals. Throughout the day, cloud will increase with outbreaks of light rain and drizzle arriving from the West by the afternoon. Maximum temperature 9 deg C.

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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet another grey day. Went to pat the boat, she's being lifted out in the next few days to lay ashore until Spring. Now I will as ever dig up some stuff in an attempt to amuse!

Nobody told his Mum that you can remove the iPad from its box!

Clever and useful pooch!

Thanks Derek!










I'll tell you!

I want to be made redundant!

Sssssssssss - Boom Tish!

You know what a match looks like when it gets blown out prematurely?

I'll give you a tip......

In Minnesota last week it was so cold in his car this soap went like this!

Condoms for trees? Some sort of tree culture!

When he booked in he told the hotel he wanted a fort! - They didn't disappoint!

His posy clan!

How amazing to meet your doppelganger at the mall!

This laptop is totally insane!

Knees Beeeeeend!

Tally Ho!











Harwich Weather for Monday

A cloudy start and mostly dry, although the odd spot of drizzle is possible. Rain and strong winds then move in during the afternoon, before clearing late evening. Maximum temperature 11 deg C. 

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.