Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today is Starwars Day (May the 4th....be with you!) Sorry - had to do that! Now for the fun stuff.......

Her Boss texted her a question while she was on holiday, this was her reply!

I can remember this, my Father-in-Law was among the crew.
The ship was later taken to dock, a new bow section was fitted and she continued on the Harwich Hook v Holland service for many years!

So that the dogs don't get his pizza

They don't spell it like that!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Nice!.............but why????

True!

I'm not racist, but this is funny!

An oldie but goodie seen in a bar in Munich!

Know that feeling?

The Cat protects her young!

Can I measure your inside leg sir?

His septic tank looks like Rafiki from the Lion King!

The Devil held back by Gay Power!

Rover roamed into some nice scenery!

Possibly in Copenhagen

Thanks Gloria!







Harwich Weather for Friday



Mainly cloudy with patchy rain at times. Tending to brighten for a while, before further cloud pushes in from the East by the afternoon. Brisk winds once again. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
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Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Shopped in the rain for elderly Aunt, called at our friendly neighbourhood Electronics shop, and home. Now here's your latest dose of humour which I hope that you will enjoy!

This idiot probably paid a load of money for that!
( It is possible his name is Askew.....)

Nooooooooooooo!

Thanks Klaus










Big Knickers!

Thanks again Klaus








You are sunbeam!

Loveable con artist!

One occasion when a selfie stick is appropriate!

Cleopatra extras resting 1963

There are horsey people and then there are horse mad people!!!

Blackout with a clever twist!

A He Wee for truckers in traffic jams!

The Brits instinctively queue even when there are no lanes!

Yup!

Double entendre!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Wow!

Thanks again Derek!







Harwich Weather for Thursday



Another cloudy day with further showers, although many parts will stay dry. The cold Easterly wind will persist. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
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Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The boat is now ready for use, now we need some fine weather! Meanwhile I have scoured the nether regions of the Internet, for even more pictures and clips, with the help of my loyal contributors for which thanks!

Beach Bum!

Not on your sweet life! - Never!

Thanks Klaus!














Not sure where this is,
maybe the original Stargate!

Somewhere in Okahoma a storm approaches......

That's awkward, the bird has laid eggs in the garden shredder!

Swedish High Jumper 1956..........mmmmm!

I was stumped for a slogan for this.........
More beach bums I suppose!

How they train snipers in Russia!

Must be London!

Didn't they do well!

Confusing, any one lock allows it to open!

This was considered very risque when it was made 60 years ago!

Thanks Jamie!











I like "Roaster"!

Theresa looks a tad apprehensive!

Yup! Definitely Illinois!

A Lambo pickup??? Sacrilege!!!

Destroyed the remote.............smug little Bastard!

The New Zealand Police have a Guinea pig as a mascot!

You have my deepest sympathy Rover!

He locked his Mum out of the car - frozen food in the back!

A Likely Tale!

Smart arsed little git...........I can see how that could work though!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Did you know that the male seahorse 
carries and gives birth to living young!

Gigantic Whoops!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday




Often cloudy throughout the day with occasional spells of light rain. Locally bright. Brisk or strong North-Easterly winds will make it feel chilly at times. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
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Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day in Harwich, but with a strong SE wind which was chilly. I was allowed to do the vacuuming today, which is a good thing, it means I will get a pass out for the boat tomorrow! Now for more pictorial fun....

How about buying a vehicle that is guaranteed to crash!

Rowan Atkinson - the early days

I advise that our Cousins do not watch this!!!

Football ground Lofoten Islands!

Balancing stones - Lake Michigan

Carved pencil tip!

This is what is known as a dog day!

Ed Sheeran says it how it should be!

I think I know what they mean, but most likely to be misunderstood!

Just a girl on the Underground with her raven!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

This idea is catching on here too

He had a static shock on the sunroof, see what it did to the dust!

The Old Ones are always the best!

Samuel L being selfied - his look says it all!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!







How to defy gravity!

Boys chase the girls - even at this age!!!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday



Dry at first with bright or sunny spells, but cloud increasing by the afternoon with scattered showers developing. North-Easterly breeze freshening again through the day. Maximum temperature 15 deg C.
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Richard.