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Monday, 8 May 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Great excitement in Old Git's household today, the steelwork is going up for a loggia on the back of the house....like a giant Meccano set!
Now more pictorial fun for your amusement!






Bugs' philosophy










Stunning visualisation of air traffic over Europe


Thanks Klaus!










First day of term at Uni..............Last day of term at Uni!!!











A Thai man introduces his son to his elephant..













Remember the Clangers?












We have all been here!











I don't know if this is clever or obsessive, this guy's
personal plate is the hex code for his car's paint colour!!!












Ouch!!!











It says "Tell me Angie how long will you muck around with your people?
Sometimes they will give you a big thrashing! "
(Elections coming up!)

Thanks Klaus!










Darned horses, I was stuck behind this one for over half an hour!

Thanks Maurice!










Umbrella street in Portugal












In Russia - now versus later!










It says "At last the tap has been fixed!"

Thanks Robert!









Good luck aubergine!











I didn't know this! - It works!











This pilot sensibly did a quick 360 to avoid a particularly violent storm!











Blue whales are big - compare him with the 75 ft boat!









Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Darth Vader gets whipped!











I don't think you really meant to do that!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday


Rather cloudy, but a few bright or sunny spells are possible. Mainly dry, but the odd light shower is possible at first. Feeling a little warmer as winds ease further. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com



Harwich Weather Now









Thanks for caling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 7 May 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day on the boat today, nearly all the jobs are done now, so I will now stop, and just use it! Here are a few more bits and bobs from my stock of funny stuff - just for you!





Clever camouflage!

Thanks Derek!







Harwich was home to "J" class yachts before WW2
Including the King's yacht Britannia, The speed of these yachts is awe inspiring!










Usually mine!

 Thanks Derek!









Another great truth!

Thanks again Derek!











Must be in the Bible belt!












Oldie but goodee!












Nothing like a good punch up!













An unfired clay head falls in its face, he looks really miffed!












Burn baby burn!












Why not bling up your security tag!












Boys we can all remember one of these!













Oh! Sh*t - did you notice the glasses?













Clever guise, but not totally believeable!













A couple of days ago in the Netherlands it was Liberation day.
Everything stops to remember those who lost their lives













Did anyone mention fake news?













Clever re-enactment!












At Intel they have a components vending machine!















I know what you're thinking, but look closely!













No he's not wearing heels - it's the chair leg!









Susi's Joke
Thanks Susi!







What it's like driving through a twister!










They are trying to breathalise this old guy!










Harwich Weather for Monday



A dry day with broken cloud and sunny intervals, especially through the afternoon. Despite the sunshine a brisk wind will make it feel chilly. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.





Harwich Weather Now








Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 5 May 2017

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Dull day here in Harwich today, grey and windy. They said we would have rain.....we didn't. Now I am poised to dive deep into the nether regions of the Internet to mine more pictorial fun, just for you!





Yay! here comes lunch!







A strange tattoo!


Thanks Bill!











You have our sympathy pal!












Crab on holiday Mexico!












Sewage worker Dhaka Bangladesh
Can there be a worse job......anywhere...ever????












Doughnut anarchy!











Taken literally!

 Thanks Gloria!










It says "The first one home wins......OK.....Arsehole!"

 Thanks Klaus!











New! - A Nicholas Cage suit!













They will give away my house???












The "Invisible church" somewhere in Belgium












Read from left to right!












Reverts to type!













Now here's an idea - Variable heat sauce dispenser!












He said "I'm running away" They said "come back if you need anything"
So he came back and took the cat!












I saw a couple of these in our town a few days back. I am sorry
to say I was offended!












Ali G in full flight!












Spherical dog











I know what they mean, but it's awkward!










More QI Wisdom just for you!





The quickness of the hand deceives the eye - etc!










I never knew that!






Harwich Weather for Saturday



Most likely dry with variable amounts of cloud and brighter spells with winds mostly easing during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 14 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now











Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.