Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was supermarket day today, very easy to get in - murder to get out! Later did a few finishing jobs outside before dinner. Now psyching myself up to create once again - just for you!

Sadist!

The English Language can be - trying!

Nothing to say here!

Good comparison!

This all depends on your mind!

Obituary

This could take you a very long time!

In case you didn't know there's a General Election in UK in 3 weeks' time.
I wish it was over already!

Elmo looks peeved!

In Portland Airport you can buy socks that match their carpets!

Conspiracy theories abound!

A very tall girl playing with her dildo.....boyfriend!

The heat of the sun through the window smashed his new glass top table!

Julius Caesar pen holder

He was an old monster!

There's bad luck, then there's crap luck!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!






Oh! Dear Lord!!!

I'm - forever - blowing - bubbles!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mostly dry to start with sunny intervals, however cloud bubbling up with showers developing and becoming locally heavy in places. Feeling pleasantly warm in the afternoon sunshine. Maximum temperature 16 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a short trip to Thorpe-le-Soken this morning, and continued working outside pm. Now it is raining again and we are inside. I am struggling to find new material, but somehow pulled it back, with some fun stuff - just for you!

Redneck Renaissance

Don't be cruel!

Thanks Derek!









These people literally live under a rock!

Temperature comparison!

Wow - a slop busket!

 Thanks Ann!











Big Whoops!

90% of them are cabbages!

A piece of Starwars - nice!

Amazing sculpture in Venice depicting effects climate change!

Pangea - with modern countries on it.......weird!

Fidget Spinner Hairdo!

Warning sign appropriate to today!

A pelican expressing his displeasure!

As if we didn't know!

Kindly Prof!

Huge Whoops!

Good old Amazon - hot sauce in a box no packaging!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







A young lady trying to eat an angry dogfish!

This is what happens if you throw hot water at -40c !











Harwich Weather for Friday

Rain, locally heavy, will continue to move Northwards through much of the day. Drier later, but one or two heavy showers are still possible. Maximum temperature 14 deg C.

Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a busy day in Little Old Harwich, we shopped for 90 year old Aunt, and worked in the garden pm. Now it is raining, which it has to be said in needed. Now more fun stuff to tickle your fancies!

Traffic jam in the sports goods aisle!

US Abrahams tank rolls over a car containing a bomb - nobody was hurt!

He will get it in just a moment!

He found a stone inside a stone!

No she isn't being tortured! Mum is cutting her skirt from the scooter axle!

This image is being projected tonight onto the Trump International Hotel in Washington DC!

It took me a minute - the old lady is holding a knuckle duster!

Now boys these two are mother and daughter........I will say no more!

Letter of apology from China!

Unfortunately Mother moved in mid shot - creating World Numer One Troll!

Nothing to say here.....

It says "Wow the evolution of refuse trucks is impressive!"
(The Bus is advertising treatment for Herpes!!!)

Thanks Klaus!










Just that!

Photoshop James is back!

Something to think about........

The roots of a 3 year old Bonsai tree!

What did you say? !!!

A trashy way to upstage the bride!

Oldie but goodie - nobody likes a showoff!

On Kiss Cam

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Any lingering cloud and rain clearing to leave brighter conditions with some sunshine. It will feel warm in sunny spells, but less humid than recent days. Maximum temperature 17 deg C.

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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I worked on the boat am, then pm we moved our water feature which involved altering the electrics, and no I do not have sparks coming out of my ears! Now for more funnies - just for you!

Badly positioned camera on a jump shot looks like they hanged themselves!

Tee Hee good old NL!

They don't hang about!

I don't blame him!

To their great surprise, while sorting out the deceased estate - they found this!

It says "how to get a six pack without doing sport!"

Thanks Klaus!









You can get a degree in gender studies?.............Oh! Lordy!

Karen Gillan with her two body doubles!

In Australia Autumn is just beginning!

What a cheapskate hotel!!!

In this German newsagents, they cleverly arranged the papers!

Thanks again Klaus!







Stupid ass, that will teach you not to dress as a polar bear!!!

Fishtank 1 - Cat 0 !

Harwich Weather for Wednesday



Rain will gradually edge Eastwards, reaching many parts of the district by the afternoon or early evening. Ahead of the rain dry and bright, becoming locally warm. Maximum temperature 17 deg C.
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Harwich Weather Now 

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.