Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Took the Boss to the Health Centre this morning. At the boat PM, just to check that all was well after the big wind yesterday. Now back in front of the screen, I will try to conjure up some more fun - just for you!

Sly Hippo - looking sly!

Mylar Balloons + Electricity = Kaboom!

Thanks Derek!












Flying into reality!

Strange and unflattering garments....

Thanks Gloria!










He thought - is this the pit stop????

How to make it really go! - With a leaf blower!

Precisely!

Thanks Mo!










Bwaaaaaaaaaaaggggggg!

Self explanatory!

Pornhub philsophy!

National Geographic photo of the year!

No No No! - It's meant to be a safety pin!!!

OK - Done!

His wife texted to say she was having trouble with a particularly nasty customer!

The Orientals love English slogans, however they don't understand a word!

The famous Zorita in the 30s doing her "Him and Her" act

JOKES
Some great ones! Thanks chaps!







Just keep talking!!!

This swing is dangerous!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early sunshine is possible, before cloud bubbles up during the morning. A few showers are then likely, perhaps heavy at times. Lighter winds than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 3

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a very windy day in Harwich today, I hope our little boat is OK, maybe we can take a look tomorrow. Meanwhile I am doing my best to find you more new and up to date funny stuff...

Grotesque Winnie.......but wait!  This is at the dentist's

Never saw anything like this before!

Thanks Jamie!












I see irony here!

Understatement!

A Dad's duty is to embarrass their kids!

Atrocious haircuts! But when they come together.......!

Poor Grandad!

Thanks Derek!










A standard ball pen can draw a line 29,000 miles long
(Allegedly !!!)

It says Boobs ready to soon clean the floor!

Thanks Klaus!










Giant Sheepdog.........Tee Hee!

Whatever!

They discovered that they had a new network tech!

Escaped the sleep over party with only minor disturbance!

Well ! If you will do Maths classes online!

1930s Airliner
(Love the Ripping Panel!!!)

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Human Pile Drivers!

Thanks Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Friday

Bright with sunny spells and very isolated showers. Breezy at first, but winds will ease through the day. Feeling pleasant in the afternoon sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 25 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Shopping expedition for Aunt am, and worked on the computer pm. Rain arrived in the middle of the afternoon, as promised, still raining now!

Your funny stuff is on it's way.......

Brexit coastal patrol!

Brian explains clever experiment

Ancient Fidget Spinner!

Norway, Summer, Midnight!

As Capt. Mainwaring once said!

 Thanks Jamie!











Nobody's as cool as..........

Clothes from Amazon the Ad and the Reality!

Some surprises here!

 Thanks Martin!











Facial muscles shown with makeup!

Carved stump in Kendal Cumbria

Unexpected!

Nothing to say here!

Thanks Yair!










Guitar shop shaped like an amplifier!

Angela im Urplaub!
(Angela on holiday)!!!

Thanks Klaus!












Not first class though!

Double Standards!

 I know how you feel!!!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!










Yup Snoring!

Thanks Klaus!









More QI Wisdom




Oh! Lord!

Thanks again Klaus

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Largely dry and breezy with sunny intervals, but a few light showers are possible late in the morning and during the early part of the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-West 21 mph, gusting 37 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.