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Tuesday, 3 October 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends,  It was a bit of a non day today, some time wasted, but a few little things achieved. Now for more pictorial fun from "The Dark Side" just for you!







I rest my case!








This is where we live, but before my time I have to say!













He made a coffee cocktail, was called away, when he came back -
it looke like this!













Ice shoes................but why????












It was called the "Flying angel" - but we saw
this!!!












In the 60 in Vietnam, this was the closest to a selfie they ever had!











On the A36, Macdonalds cut down the farmer's hedge which was obscuring their sign
without asking - this was his reply!












I can't tell!











Thaw Feeze  Thaw Freeze  Thaw Freeze...........














Meet Sofia Vergara at 19
she is now 45...












Good Ol' Merica - yes to get the sweet,
you put it in your mouth and pull the trigger!













Profane Teletubbies!














Hmmm!













Oh! No!












What's this? - a Jet 2 advert?












Inventive if nothing else!









Novel Parcour!










OK Smarty Pants!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday









A dry start is expected with sunny spells. Whilst cloud will gradually thicken through the day, it should remain dry until after dusk. The South-Westerly breeze will also strengthen.
Maximum temperature: 16 deg C 
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 2 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 2 October 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We shopped for aged Aunt today followed by TV series PM. Now I have ferretted around in the nether regions for more fun bits which I hope will amuse you to the point of having a little titter!






Off Off - Ta Da!









More people falling over...











Playboy / Prayboy!













Yet another use for Duct tape!













From Russia......
Pinoccio - please tell a lie!













Also from Russia.....
Self explanatory!!












Lambo a la Tron!












A better type of gangster!













What we all want!













Guy on Carousel looks a bit piggy!












I don't know who he is, or where he's from
but that moustache scares the Hell out of me!!!













Tonight's caption competition!













He and his brother invented a game called "Skittles"
His brother couldn't understand why his camera wouldn't work!













Appearing on highways around the States!














I said it before and I'll say it again...
90% of them are cabbages!














Dollar bills before they are cut up...













Another of the 90%  !!!













Nothing to say here!











Ah! That's how baby Pumpkins are born!













Their cat insists on sleeping in a carrier bag - hung on the door!










More Wisdom







Could have been much worse!










Yes he was drunk!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday










Dry with sunny spells, but increasingly cloudy by the afternoon. Winds generally light, but breezy along the Essex coastline at first.
Maximum temperature: 16 deg C 
Wind: North-West 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 3 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 1 October 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, They said it will rain, it didn't so we stayed indoors unecessarily. So computer jobs AM, TV series PM, now I am ready to give you a funny stuff fix!






No - not a happy smile - he was stung in the mouth by a bee!









Meet the Abraham Lincoln on rudder test - what a beast!











Love the Cousins' slogans!













Must be Russia - HGV!












I have a feeling that this will not end well!












"Hi Honey" (I'm running outside already!!!)












Giant railway Whoops!












Some old bikers just can't give up!












It's getting hot! - Turn on the aircon!












Imperial Russian, track inspector!











Shame - where's the model!












Boom Boom!


Thanks Geoff!










Little Gift!












Philosophical thought for tonight!









His Girlfriend messaged to say that she had cracked her phone screen -
This is the picture she sent him!












Suffering Rooks! Whatever next? !!!












Seen in the Italian alps.......don't make a noise!













Meet Corine Rottschaffer Miss World 1959
(Black and white photo cleverly colourised!)












The Photoshop Man is back!
They asked to make the picture more romantic!












Ridiculously Photogenic German cops and prisoner!












Ha Ha - everybody OUT!












Clever riposte!












Too true to be funny!









Hey! Hey! - Bwaaaaaaa!











Wow!











Harwich Weather for Monday!








Mostly dry, bright and breezy morning, but probably cloudier into the afternoon with the odd spot of rain possible.
Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 
Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 32 mph

UV Level: 3 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.