Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day shopping today, first in Colchester and later in Frinton. After lunch - you guessed we had to go to the shops again! That took place in pouring rain, just to increase the challenge.

Now home again and dried out here are your fun things....

The other two could not go in the middle..
eh boys?

Sean at his best...

Er! Little Dickhead????

For the 90% who are cabbages,  this indicates the contents of the yellow skin!

Spotted last night - alien abduction!

Take just one......

 Thanks Robert!











Yes you did!

 Thanks again Robert!











I was thinking that UK schools were not as good as in my time
but look at this!

 He drinks beer his girlfriend also drinks beer,
guess which one is hers!

Are they the outies?

This is irony, one snake bit the other, but the first had bitten the cable,
although dead was still live, which electrocuted the other one!

Maybe I'll start tomorrow!

It says "Full size", I'll bet that they are smaller than in my day!

Pommeran-o' lantern!

Malcolm watches the new Blade Runner movie with his new"Girlfriend"

1940s Joke

More from the QI Elves






Penguins - such cute little chaps!

Yes they are so cute!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Occasional sunshine will give pleasant conditions, but intermittent rain will spread Eastwards. Further rain and strengthening winds expected during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was shopping for 91 year old Aunt am, computer pm, visit from son and Dutch friend round dinnertime, now, with washing up having been completed, I will as ever try to produce something that will amuse my Internet friends!

Ahem! - I am presuming her boyfriend's name is Dick!

Aspiring banjo players watch and weep!

Pumpkins to the horizon - anybody would think that Halloween is soon!

Sequel to the 3 books, Lord of the Rings perhaps?

More Dirty Truck Art !

Megan Markel chooses a cute disguise!

His wife who is a veterinary assistand spotted this client calling for a check up!

She is half Japanese half Scottish, she made this Kimono from
Men's shirts and boxer shorts!

His girlfriend wanted a piggy back picture, a random man asked for one too!

Mayadin Syria, this is the first lady to not wear a hijab since 2012!

I can imagine this as a Christmas present would
be a total lead balloon!

Those were the days!

 Thanks Rev. Richard Coles!









Nope!

Mr T plays violin - on a cello!

Gallantry - unrewarded!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Areas of rain and fog through the morning will slowly clear, but remaining on the cloudy side. Through the afternoon, it will become dry with a few bright or sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C 

Wind: South-East 6 mph, gusting 11 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are waiting for Hurricane Ophelia, fortunately she has passed well to the West of us, we did however get a really weird sunset, supposedly from dust she dragged off the Sahara Desert!
Now for your Funnies...

In some offices in Japan there is a sign that tells whether it's raining outside!

1984!!!

Really????

CNN goes for all out war!

OK! Now read it carefully!

Get thee behind me Banana!

Duck attempting to look dignified when it lands on the ice!

I dubbose oo dink dat's fuddy

Accusations have now spread to other producers!

His look when his human didn't buy him a treat too!

Awwwwww!

She was supposed to be Miss Friday, I saved the picture - then lost it
But boys - I found it again!

 Thanks Klaus!










Only one brick square!

From the US - but applies Worldwide!

 Thanks Robert!











Male privilege!

Old idea new theme!

Unseen photobomber!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry, bright start with warm sunshine expected. However, cloud is likely to thicken from the South-West with outbreaks of rain arriving during the evening and overnight into Wednesday.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 

Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a somewhat lazy day of R & R today. Walked the dog, and fiddled with my iMac, but that was about it. Now for a medley of pictorial fun just for you good folk!






He was happily digging away when a gust 
of wind destroyed his hairstyle!

They were either very brave or just plain crazy!

Love her last expression!

In which case why is it called a gate?

I always say too many guns in America, however this sniper's gun stopped a suicide!

Good to hear!

Harrison Ford going to a Halloween party!

She collected her dog from the vet after an operation - he
appears to still be under the influence!

Their group photo was photobombed by this clown...
Is that you Arnie???

Amazing! They filled this heart with plastic and then cleaned away the flesh....
I sincerely hope the donor wasn't still alive!

This is a Maui hook, carved by his Dad!

You just get the perfect spot, and you get trumped by a couple proposing!

So that you don't buy the wrong product!

Tonight's Words of wisdom

Come on! Good Boy!

I don't think he's quite got the idea of slippy slide!

Harwich Weather for Monday!

Dry with warm sunny spells throughout the day. Breezy during the morning with winds strengthening later with a risk of gales during the evening and overnight.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 37 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.