Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Shopped in the drizzle for Aunt, and then scuttled indoors for TV pm. Oh! And I caught some brownie points for vacuuming the ground floor! Now more fun stuff - just for you!

Proof that cats are actually liquid!

It may be corny, but I love this stuff!

Messerschmitt, don't see many of those nowadays!

Battery operated - ha!

Swiss army knife eat your heart out!
This was made for the great exhibition in 1851, and has 75 blades!

Mr T tape measure!

Herbie is destined to be a very obese dog!

If he wakes he'll have a heart attack!

Joanne - this one's just for you!

These pigeons on a ledge, look like giants looking at their cars!

One for the boys! Kate Beckinsale at 44!

Contradiction of terms!

I now know that I have reached rock bottom!

American English is making inroads here, " Named for" "Come see us"
and all those "our" words spelled wrongly!!!

Ironman suite for porkies (Like me!)

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









When you try showing off and it bites you!













This magician is so bored with washing up!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A few spots of rain at first, but also brighter intervals developing. By the afternoon, sunny spells are expected, however showers are also likely, perhaps heavy in places.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C 

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

That's not the sunset - that's behind us.
 this is the sunset reflected on clouds to the East!

Thanks as ever for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a pleasant day here today, after a couple of errands I went to the boat, first time since the snow. All was well and I fired up the electronics to drive out any moisture. Now back home it is time to create a new masterpiece. Sorry we missed yesterday, we went to a quiz and surprise we won it!

He bought his Granny an apron for her 90th Birthday
This is the moment she realised what was on it!

Whatever next!

Animal meets "The Beast from the East"

Love note slipped under the bathroom door!

Candidates for an art exam in China!

Ah! There really was a "Beast from the East" after all!

It says "Germany always stay as you are!"

Thanks Klaus!











Oh! The luxury!

This clock is sliding down the wall taking the paint with it!

Boom Boom!

So if you want a long life........

Further evidence, that Chinese people produce things,
and they have no knowledge of English!

Boys meet Sofia Vergara, aged 19 and 42 - didn't she do well?

Pie Chart of derision!

When one blonde starlet meets her doppelganger!

This is the Honey Heist!

German Alarm Clock - Wecher!

Thanks Klaus!









I say again - nobody like a smartarse!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Rather cloudy with showery rain until early afternoon. Bright or sunny spells will follow with a scattering of showers. Winds mostly light.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a much better day today, with temperatures in Plus figures again, so the thaw has set in. As I missed yesterday, there are extra pictures tonight, so enjoy!

Must be cold! There's a rat in the warming drawer!

Another "Funniest Joke" clip!

Love Tom!

Little Girl stares at the official portrait of Michelle Obama

Whatever next!

The King and his Queen - 1969

The nurse said "You should have a bar in your shower" - so here it is!

Speaks for itself!

Mmmm! Yeasty!

Clever poster!

Spotted on the Ice Rink - a proposal!

Mum wanted a selfie with her sons.........

Too many guns in America!
Not to worry - she won't hit anything standing like that!

It was snowing in Liverpool yesterday the girls went home for their vests!

Thanks Robert!












How not to run a business!

Then and now!

Chinese pepper mill advert!

Re-energised!!!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










Maybe we stood too close!

Christmas at Boston Dynamics!












Harwich Weather for Monday

On the cloudy side, but drier than the weekend with limited sunny intervals and temperatures nearer average for the time of year. Light rain or drizzle possible later.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 24 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.