Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a fairly productive day, fixed the gas pistons on a kitchen unit, called at the boat to take some engine measurements, and now I am psyching myself up to produce more funny things - just for you!

I don't believe this!

I thought that I had seen everything - I hadn't!!!

Boofles meets his doppelganger!

This stag kept turning up for company with the cats,
so they gave him a bed of his own!

He believes that maybe his lizard murdered someone!

When you have to pay a visit, why not have Arnie guard your seat?

The bonus of being a helper at the animal rescue!

It says "For cold days!"

Thanks Klaus!










Necessity is the mother......etc!

Oh! Bugger!

Sorry this nearly didn't work - I couldn't make it any bigger!

Hmmmm!

Thanks Susi!










The occupier of this room is expected home soon!

Know how you feel pal!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

This is not a new idea, the Russians had their "Ekranoplans" in the '80s
Cool though!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Starting dry and bright with early spells of sunshine. However, thickening cloud will bring rain to all parts of Essex by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Shopped in the drizzle for Aunt, and then scuttled indoors for TV pm. Oh! And I caught some brownie points for vacuuming the ground floor! Now more fun stuff - just for you!

Proof that cats are actually liquid!

It may be corny, but I love this stuff!

Messerschmitt, don't see many of those nowadays!

Battery operated - ha!

Swiss army knife eat your heart out!
This was made for the great exhibition in 1851, and has 75 blades!

Mr T tape measure!

Herbie is destined to be a very obese dog!

If he wakes he'll have a heart attack!

Joanne - this one's just for you!

These pigeons on a ledge, look like giants looking at their cars!

One for the boys! Kate Beckinsale at 44!

Contradiction of terms!

I now know that I have reached rock bottom!

American English is making inroads here, " Named for" "Come see us"
and all those "our" words spelled wrongly!!!

Ironman suite for porkies (Like me!)

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









When you try showing off and it bites you!













This magician is so bored with washing up!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A few spots of rain at first, but also brighter intervals developing. By the afternoon, sunny spells are expected, however showers are also likely, perhaps heavy in places.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C 

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

That's not the sunset - that's behind us.
 this is the sunset reflected on clouds to the East!

Thanks as ever for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a pleasant day here today, after a couple of errands I went to the boat, first time since the snow. All was well and I fired up the electronics to drive out any moisture. Now back home it is time to create a new masterpiece. Sorry we missed yesterday, we went to a quiz and surprise we won it!

He bought his Granny an apron for her 90th Birthday
This is the moment she realised what was on it!

Whatever next!

Animal meets "The Beast from the East"

Love note slipped under the bathroom door!

Candidates for an art exam in China!

Ah! There really was a "Beast from the East" after all!

It says "Germany always stay as you are!"

Thanks Klaus!











Oh! The luxury!

This clock is sliding down the wall taking the paint with it!

Boom Boom!

So if you want a long life........

Further evidence, that Chinese people produce things,
and they have no knowledge of English!

Boys meet Sofia Vergara, aged 19 and 42 - didn't she do well?

Pie Chart of derision!

When one blonde starlet meets her doppelganger!

This is the Honey Heist!

German Alarm Clock - Wecher!

Thanks Klaus!









I say again - nobody like a smartarse!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Rather cloudy with showery rain until early afternoon. Bright or sunny spells will follow with a scattering of showers. Winds mostly light.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.