Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a very grey day today, I walked as usual, was dampened by salt spray along the shore, then spent most of the day fighting computers for friends, except for a quick trip to the hairdressers for Herself!

March 14th was Pi day!

Our little tribute to the Great Man

International Women's Day - Not much changes!!!

What 56 years of marriage does!
Looks pretty good to me!

This lady received her 100th Birthday Greeting from the Queen
The postman asked if he could take a photo so the World could see
she said "Yes"!

If you ever heard JFK speak you would recognise the Boston accent!

I thought this was sweet! the caption said
 "Don't mind me I'm just chargin"

Essential - or not?

What's this? - Oh! Nothing just a Llama dressed as a lobster!

Murmuration!

Thanks Mo!












Time and motion study!

Stephen Hawking and Jim Carrey having a good laugh!

Now that is compassion!

Now that's an idea!

Clever seat design!

Measured against a beer can - one can see that this was a "B" Great Shark!!!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves





Come on share nicely!

Playing "Lick me"!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunshine and scattered heavy showers for most of Essex and feeling very mild in light winds. Eventually turning much colder overnight.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C 

Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

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Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a fine day here, with sun and up to 12c. We shopped for Aunt, who is now very chuffed with her new loo. Then drove to our favourite garden centre for pebbles and shrubs. Now revived from all the action,I am trying to put together something that will enable you to giggle a bit!

Don't know if that's a volcano, and explosion or a cloud,
 but it looks like a cat jumping over the house!

Many of us have Neanderthal DNA.....

A busy day in the life of a President!

Oreo was left at home for a while. When they arrived home, he had found a bag of charcoal!

Not only stupid, but stupid!!!

Another innocent mistake by Orientals who don't speak English!

Surprised he got through the security arch!

The minute your back is turned!!!

Only in Iceland!

Now that is really embarrassing!

This lemur has just discovered frozen yoghurt!

Snow "wave" on the railings

So you have an avocado, a new Xacto knife and far too much time!

Crawling little bastard!

Old Testament updated!

I have a hybrid, and that is cool, but you have to be careful of
pedestrians in carparks, they don't hear you coming!

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!










Meanwhile at the beach

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloud and outbreaks of mainly light rain gradually clearing through the morning. A brighter and drier afternoon with just a few showers. Winds easing.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C 

Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 26 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, Aunt, 91 is having a new downstair toilet. Wrong cistern sent, the correct one arrives tomorrow, should all be finished then. PM new shelves in the bathroom, with shopping in between! Now more hopefully funny pictures just for you!

Coming home from the party!

Amazing! - Why do they do it?

Thanks Derek!










The word is Sharia!

My kind of guy!!!

This is true!

Wasted!

March 25th - I believe!

This is Hyperion, he is the tallest tree on Earth, 380 ft high and 800 years old!

Love the Cousin's slogans!

Norwegian Airlines Tribute - nice!

Mean Git!

I understand where you're coming from!

Super high speed pic of a bubble bursting!

Thanks Sandra!










We've all been here!

Dog grooming service!

I am assuming that this is the queue for the Ladies Loos!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









The Beerbarian!

Tractor pull gone wrong!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Dry and bright, but winds strengthening to give windy conditions by afternoon, especially along the Essex coast. However, feeling pleasant enough in sunnier inland shelter. 

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C 

Wind: South-East 18 mph, gusting 35 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

The large translucent stripe on the right - is a cobweb!

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Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day, the plumber started work on Aunt's toilet, and the builders finished our garden. It rained on and off most of the day, but it was mild and didn't affect the work. Now it is time to dig up a few more ancient relics to wave in your direction - just for laughs!

How about a cup like this?

Another funniest joke from Phil Foster

Amazing whale sculpture!

This has to be Scottish!

Thanks Derek!











His daughter yelled out that she wanted ice cream,
as a result she received this!

Mothering Sunday

Thanks Jaini!











Meet the King Cheetah - a beautiful mutation!

He went to Florida on holiday, and no he wasn't arrested,
the cops were interested in his "Hairkini"!!!

He dropped his bag in Osaka, he went back next morning to look for it
 - and there it was exactly where he left it!

Paddy and Mick!

Thanks Pete!










Goodness gracious!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









Weyhay - get out the sick bags!

Really? must be a Champ!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Patchy rain or showers should die out from the West by early afternoon, followed by bright or sunny intervals and just a few showers.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.