Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Super day today plenty of sunshine!. Took elderly neighbour to the opticians, and then escaped to the boat for a few hours, painting rusty steel. Now back home fumbling around "Down there" to find some more funny material for your delectation!

His Mum made a unicorn cake!

I am completely unable to do one!

Thanks Klaus!












What's the biggest kite on the beach?
BLUE WHALE!!!

Angel of Death, made from 100,00 weapons!

This is Ben he has a beard, is human size,
 and gets funny looks from other motorists!

This is a a Burritowl!

It may take a while!

Thanks Derek!











Super cumulus cloud with iridescence!

Left over from April 1st

Meanwhile for narcissists at the gym.....

Sarcastic traffic sign!

Origins!

Now this is for me! - When I need one !

What is red and bad for the teeth?  Answer - A Brick!

Thanks Klaus!










Give me a headline any headline!!!

Do you know what a Blue Footed Boobie looks like?
Well there you go!

Boys - how to hide your porn stash!

Drawers that go round corners!

American tourist in Korean toilet!

Reputed to be the most beautiful picture in the World - ever!!!

Ladies in the German army!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Friday

It will be another dry and bright day with lengthy spells of sunshine. It will feel pleasantly warm in the sunshine, although it will be rather breezy at times.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C 

Wind: South-East 17 mph, gusting 31 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice day today, but windy. Shopped for aged aunt, visited the optician, fortunately no change, and then home.Now here's the latest harvest from the nether regions!

Chandelier seen in an Indian Restaurant

Bathtime hilarity!

Thanks Klaus!









You're not alone bud!

Oh! Yes we are!

I am wondering where it goes - not much on the roads!

Make coffee!

Again, Orientals love English, but often don't understand!

Men's Day v/s Women's day!

At Last!

No chance pal!

The pool is now closed!

We all love and need the bees but.......................

Not many tilers would go to this trouble!

UPS et al please note!

Hammill / Ford love in!

Clever lad put into the microwave scrunched foil and this came out - buuuuuuuttt!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves!





Meet Bobba Fett.........Oooh! Er!

Only eight lives to go!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry and fine morning with long sunny spells after a chilly start. Sunshine becoming a little hazier during the afternoon, but staying dry with light winds.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We shopped this morning, mainly to restock the freezer, pm went to boat and was rained on, last helped one of the old ladies with a computer disaster, I don't normally do this I am retired!

Here are your funnies!

Baby 3 weeks before, and 3 weeks after birth!

When the girls are away, the boys - go fishing!

Thanks Klaus!











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Philosophical thought for today!

Honesty!

He is a case isn't he?

These dating sites do work sometimes!

I have absolutely no idea!

There's dignity, then there's trashy!

April Fool 1
"Captain, there's a leek in the Engine room!"

Reverse engineered!

Thanks Jamie!










From brat to civilised human in..............just a few years!

April Fool 2
He put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar and ate it while the kids ate their eggs!

April fool 3
His girlfriend starts work at 0530, this was in the bathroom!

She asked her friend to dry her trousers!

The Great Late Tommy Cooper................"Just like that!"

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Rather cloudy and breezy with showers or longer spells of rain. Some brighter intervals are possible, the best of these first thing.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C 

Wind: South 18 mph, gusting 32 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Easter Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are back, hoping that you had an enjoyable Easter! Here the weather was rough especially today, a typical Bank Holiday! Now for more fun stuff dredged up by my friends and me!

Grandma's Easter Collage!

Wait for it!

Time is kinder to some than others!
(Sir Patrick Stewart)

58 Years ago and now!

I can relate!

Birthday Boy!

Indeed!

You have 5 - no 1 second!

Thanks Barbara!









She takes her life preserver too!

Thanks Derek!










Inappropriate captions number  278!

Thanks again Derek!











Tee Hee!

Thanks Geoff!











A Comparison!

Thanks Gloria!










New sport Pothole Angling!

Thanks Again Gloria!










Ha Ha!

Thanks Mo!










Easter Joke 1

Thanks Robert!











Easter Joke 2

Thanks again Robert!











Old Testament 21st Century style!

Thanks Rosemary!











JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Waiting for something to happen!

The inevitable is going to happen!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mild with warm sunshine, although with a risk of heavy showers and a noticeable South-Westerly breeze.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C 

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.