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Monday, 4 June 2018

New Week Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a very grey day today. Domestic Goddess had her feet done, and I popped out to deliver a computer. Then we had R & R watching TV. Now more exciting and scintillating pictorial fun - just for you!






She is at hospital, having used builder's foam instead of hairspray!











Plump Whoops!



Thanks Gloria!














He can't get enough!



Thanks Pete!










From Hamburg - the Window Waltz!


Thanks Klaus!









Karma!












Did she? - Oh! Yes she did!












Seen from an aircraft window - cloudbow!












We all feel a bit like that on Mondays!












Jean Luc..................I have no idea!












We are all bananas!












End it quickly!












We all do this!












Four old Armenian men are just about to be really mad!












I mean - really?









































All publicity is good publicity!
They advertise their worst Trip Advisor report!












FedEx tried to deliver to UPS but they were shut!!!












This goes on and on...........!


Thanks Susi!










I wonder if Donny paid for them?













More Wisdom from the QI Elves











Harwich Weather for Tuesday



Mist, fog patches and low cloud will largely clear during the morning, then often sunny. Becoming warm inland, but with cooling breezes near the coast and occasional mist.
Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 6 (High)
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Cheers!

Sunday, 3 June 2018

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Busy again today, we painted the steel frame of our loggia. I sanded and masked off, and the Domestic Goddess did the painting, looks pretty good now! The time has come to try once again to produce some giggleworthy stuff for your continued amusement!







Giraffe cat!












Never seen anything like it!














Differences!














Don't tell your wife!













Dinga ding ding ding!












OK reluctantly!












Self control!












Ah! Now I see!












Puzzled? - They are demolishing a bank vault!












Remember Harold? He was in numerous memes years back.....
Now he's in Moscow!












Love the Cousins' slogans!












Hispanic names1












I don't often use Tinder stuff - but this is a bit clever!











Well........yeees!













Dramatic anti smoking ad!













The invigilator was suspicious of the kid continually checking the time!
Cheating in the electronic age!












The traffic guy is having fun!












I thought this was a picture of perfect joy - until I looked in the background!










Don't be greedy now.......!













They'll never believe you!













Harwich Weather for Monday


A dull start with mist, fog and low cloud slow to clear. The best of any brighter spells will be during the afternoon with some coastal districts remaining murky throughout.
Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com




My Weather Station at 2000





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 1 June 2018

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a rather grey day today, but mild and calm. We had to shop, with a couple of errands for our aged neighbours. Now once again it is time for me to dish up more brand new fun stuff - just for you!






While Rome burns!











A cardboard plane? - Never!
















Stone grand piano!












Yup you will have them!


















We never swim in your toilet - so...............!















Psychology of defense!













Boom Boom!












Another great truth!













Yet another truth from The Late Steve Jobs!












Total Mayhem in 3 - 2 - 1......












Another great one from Winston!












It says "Never swallow your chewing gum!"


Thanks Robert!










We've been here before!












Is I have said many times before 95% of them are cabbages!












Those damned aliens, coming here, taking out jobs!












That's humans for you!











This is deep!











Darned gulls!












I really don't think you wanted that to happen!!!













Harwich Weather for Saturday



A murky start with patchy low cloud and mist. Less warm than recent days, but otherwise similar with sunny spells, but also further showers, heavy and locally thundery.
Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 
Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.