Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Although today was overcast, it was warm. I went for a short boat trip, just out into the bay and back again. It refreshes the little grey cells! Now I have scraped the barrel for more pictorial fun - just for you!

The original Gerber baby meets the current Gerber baby!

One of the very first video clips I put on the blog, 1876 editions ago, was "Juggling Otters" they just showed up again !

Spectacular!

Thanks Martin!











It was his 40th birthday - this is what his kids did for him!

Yes it's all true folks!

I hope that I don't receive one!

I hardly dare put this one up!

Seems legit!

Thanks Ann!










Another of the 90% !

That stuff? In Japan? - I thought they were too smart for that!!!

Robbed and insulted at the same time!

Ha Ha! Rickrolled - it never goes away!

Another great truth!

These are 900 autonomous drones forming an ad for Time Magazine
I find it rather ominous!!!

They're not all bad! This guy bought a lens, the lens hood was missing.
 When he was told the vendor sent it with a bag of crisps!

Fun, but very predictable!

Inevitable!

This is a "Prince Rupert's drop"
You can hit the big end with a hammer, but if you crack the long end it explodes!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

It will be a dry day with sunny spells developing after a rather cloudy start. A warm day for many, but cooler near the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: North-East 6 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 6 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another dry day with variable cloud. Walked with dog to seafront. Drove Herself to salon, helped friend with computer. Now scratching my head to find enough material to amuse you once again.

Stopped at the lights he glanced left - and Oh!

Will he? Will he? - Oh! Yes!

Thanks Klaus!











An old admirer dropped in......
Too late mate she's married already!

This 8 year old could go far!

This child's recorder report could be taken out of context!

His daughter was grounded and told to pressure wash the deck.
Grounding has been extended!

I can bore for England - let's chat!

Someone's a tad miffed!

Rain on her screen door looks like a watercolour!

Selma Hayek - 17 years between

Seen at a holiday town in Cyprus!

Thanks Susi!










All taps in Italy can do this!

Hey Pal! - You see those orangy conical things back there???

World map in bubbles!

You're a horse, you're a horse - Oh! Noooooo!

Gymnastic Jack Russells!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Rather cloudy, but bright with a few thundery showers possible at first before turning mainly dry thereafter with some warm sunshine. Chance of isolated showers developing again into the evening. Winds remaining light.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: High (6) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station at 2015

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a wonderful day today, such blue skies! Our usual Wednesday, shopping for aged Aunt, then home, and sat in the sun. Shortly after the Domestic Goddess announced that we should rush to the supermarket as we were out of ice cream! So rush we did!

Now for more fun stuff just for you!

Ultimate good taste!

Thanks Susi!









Reg on Maggie!

Danny de Vito learned that this girl had a cardboard cutout of him,
to take to bars. So he obtained one of her!

As my friend told me many years ago......
90% of them are cabbages!

Pluto is telling porkies!

First time camping, she went and woke Daddy at 6am like this!

Allegedly Russian TV photoshopped a smile on Kim Jong Un!

So there have been 10 of me! Oh! Lord!

It says "Yesterday at the Chinese each schnitzel only 5 Euros!"

Thanks Klaus!











They have in this office an electronic wallpaper, he is waiting to see
 what the boss does when he sees his handywork!

Whoops!

Just like a Greek Statue!

Soon!

Novel street art!

Dangerous - but quick!

That's what I call teamwork!!!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A continued risk of a few thunderstorms and some coastal fog. Showers perhaps continuing through the evening and overnight into Friday.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another dull day, we were in town for basic supplies, and adjourned to watch TV in the afternoon. Hoping for sun tomorrow. The blog is somewhat truncated tonight, either the pictures I found were rubbish, or I'm on sense of humour overload!

I don't think you really wanted to do that!

Remember these? Bad taste but funny!

Honesty is the best policy!

Oh! Lord!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Not easily translated, but it is kind to support the poor
with torn clothes carrying their stuff in plastic bags!
Especially if they have a plastic bootee!

There's always one!

Thanks Jamie!











Venus - and then - Mars!

Thanks Matt C!









I have no words!

The Terminator arrives in China!

All round Good Egg!

The last straw?

Thanks Klaus!

What strange creature is that?

Nothing to say!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cloudy start with mist along the coast. Improving quickly during the morning with bright or sunny spells developing. Light winds inland with cool sea breezes near the coast.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 6 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.