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Saturday, 7 July 2018

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Had a great boat trip today, not very far, but v. enjoyable anyway. Now once again I have visited the nether regions to try and find more cannon fodder for your enjoyment!








Gandalf the Wizard of the Grey has slipped a bit!












It says mum finds more kids toys in the pool
(Just an excuse boys!)











He tried his own basin cut, but only succeeded in looking like a hairy toadstool!











The Air B & B host called and asked whether 
they would mind sharing with some bulldog puppies!












Then 17 years later.......













Don't even try to think about it!












I know where you're coming from!












Honesty is the best policy!













It can't be.......is that the Zuck???












Hawaiian anti theft device!












Dads!!!











You can't find me!













Roger Miller lived here!


Thanks Robert!










He is trying to even up his tan in the lunch hour!
Fat chance!













Shock horror - 5ft squirrels invade!!!












Love it!














Market traders have a trick, they scratch a scary message on a banana.
When you get home you will find it as the skin goes brown!













One for you Donald !!!













Myth Busted!










Winner!











When you try to show off - it's inevitable!












Raffa retains his dignity!













Harwich Weather for Sunday


Dry with any early patchy mist or fog soon clearing. Then sunny spells and becoming very warm for many places, but locally hot inland.
Maximum temperature: 29 deg C 
Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 8 (High)
Thanks Essexweather.com



My Weather Station reports 19.3c at 1930




Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 6 July 2018

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I am continuing to fix up my solar panel for the boat. We also had a quick shop for stores, and now I am concentrating on the screen to identify some best quality funnies - just for you!







Not sure how the rival school did that!












Golf and be Damned!














Independence Day!











One of the 90%!










Leaving the kids with their Dad for any length of time?
Bad idea!












Sportsmen get rich - suddenly their hair comes back!













Tee Hee!












What 20 million dollars under the mattress looks like!












Even I the cynic laughed at this one!












Buzz celebrating 4th July - he won the knobbly knees competition too!












Meet German Athlete Alicia Schmitt...













Long nosed foreign devils!











Quite so!













On 4th July he couldn't resist poking fun at the Brits!













A rather unusual 4th of July party!












Young kids will never know the pain and suffering we oldies had to get a movie!












The cabbie heard this 47 million times!












Tonight's Great Truth!












Traffic Guy with a moral approach!











Result!!!












Bloody Hell!!!












Harwich Weather for Saturday


Another fine day with near unbroken sunshine. It will be hot inland and only a little fresher near the coast with an onshore breeze.
Maximum temperature: 29 deg C 
Wind: South-West 5 mph, gusting 10 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 5 July 2018

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were busy and hot today. Now it's cooling off nicely, so I can contemplate digging up another cavalcade of crap with which to attempt to amuse you all!







Two trees entwined by newlyweds many years ago!














The Mock the week crew being a bit near the bone!













This photo of parents never existed, but the 2 joined together perfectly!













Even though they were knocked out the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up the stadium!!!












A Likely Tale!












Do not go together!












Tonight's philosophical truth!













A good second!


Thanks Derek!










No chance pal!












Would you believe? Canada's PM Justin Trudeau - in 2000!













I wonder how much they payed him to say that!













Surprise find in the bathroom!










The next 4 are from Robert - thanks Robert!!!


Who Knew?











Winds of change!











Mr Meat!












The Grip!












Oooooh! Nasty! - We shall see!












Feeling sleepy are we?


Thanks Klaus!










Inevitably it's a Lada!












Harwich Weather for Friday



Early cloud clearing, then a sunny day, although the odd afternoon shower possible. Hot inland, an onshore breeze keeping temperatures a little lower near the Essex coast.
Maximum temperature: 28 deg C 
Wind: North-West 5 mph, gusting 10 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 8 (Very High)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks as always for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.