Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another busy day in the hot sun. Sweeping leaves, visiting the local recycling, but pm crashed in the chair in front of the TV until the temperature dropped . Now more fun stuff just for you!







Crocodile Handbag!

Love the Uke - Tribute to David Bowie

This Puerto Rican moth looks like a clown!

Tee Hee! - I have to confess in our auction rooms we had a WW1 shell used as a door stop.
 A member of the bomb squad visited one day and told us that it was live!
 He disarmed it for us and we used it for many years!

He added a little devil to his wardrobe door!

Then things got out of hand!!!

Making use of idiots in an advert!

You can guess that this guy has been working here for a very long time!

They swapped the mirror for this to make the clients feel better!

He wasn't expecting that!

And yes they now have your e-mail address - suckers!

Biter being bit!

His Mum messaged that she had a monkey licking the window,
he didn't believe her so she sent him this!

Know that feeling!

Thanks Derek!











"Tosser" with the meaning "One who throws things" - perhaps!

In Alexandria they have unearthed this stone coffin,
thought to be the heaviest ever found in Egypt!

Great Philosophy!

He used to be scared of heights. He went up there - took a photo,
now when he looks at it - he's terrified of heights!!!

On Trump's helicopter flight path to Blenheim Palace, this farmer made a crop circle
 which says "F*ck Trump - in Russian!!!

I hate these things and will not use them. I see irony here!

He screamed out when he looked down.........wait a minute...........!

Love the moves!

Thanks Klaus!









It's the Chinese accent you know!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early mist or fog patches soon clearing. Then largely sunny and becoming hot with patchy cloud through the afternoon. Slightly cooler along the coast as sea-breezes develop.

Maximum temperature: 29 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Shopped for Aunt this morning and had a short boat trip pm. Now home full of sea air - which makes you sleepy. before I nod off - here are your latest funny pictures!

Posy little devil!

The animals dancing to "Hello Summer"

Thanks Klaus!










Lines on the wall to help straight parking - great idea!

Love this - Belgian chocolate rusty tools!

Low down bums!

Pants!

Cheeky boy!

Ice cave in Iceland at sunset!

One Street in Montreal!

Abandoned wooden mask absorbed into a wasps' nest!

At his work a duck has laid eggs in a planter!

Grandma could I have some rice, I got my phone wet,
after a moment she produced this!

This could be me but I'm fatter!
Actually I have a "Farmer tan" - brown face, neck and fore arms the rest is like him!

Homeless jacuzzi!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

This guy dressed as the Death God chases riders with no helmets!

As a kid he loved to pull the heads off his sisters Barbie Dolls
and paint tiny faces on the stumps!

You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs!

Thanks again Klaus!










Smart recovery response!

Harwich Weather  for Friday

Sunny spells through the day, but with showers in the afternoon, these locally heavy and thundery. Very warm inland, but coastal districts cooler with onshore breezes.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: East 5 mph, gusting 9 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Visited Colchester Hospital with aged neighbour for check up. Then visited another old friend whose computer was misbehaving, and PM Domestic Goddess to Opticians. Now back to lighter stuff, your fun stuff!

Over success for this spider - he's never going to eat that lot!

More mayhem from the Mockers!

Her Tamagochi died so they gave it a Viking funeral!

Italian Builders hold a demonstration!

Poverty led to kindness!

They arrived at the summit of Ben Nevis - only to be confronted by this chap!

We are living in hopes that he succeeds this time!

Thanks Geoff!










Mega Whoops!

You have been warned!

Thanks Mo!   










Siberia is very harsh, Freezing fog in Winter - Mosquitos in Summer!

Teresa should pop over to IKEA, her cabinet is falling to bits!

Thanks Prof Alice Roberts!










The ventilator in his bathroom wasn't very effective!

I dare you to tell them where you are!

More from the QI Elves









Harwich Weather for Thursday

Mostly dry with sunny spells developing through the morning. There is a risk of scattered, heavy and perhaps thundery showers during the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C 

Wind: North-East 6 mph, gusting 12 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.