Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bit cooler today, with a breeze and some clouds. However, we still feel a bit sluggish. Went to the local mini mart for a few bits, and raced home to get into the cool. I am publishing early as we are being jolly with friends tonight. Hoping you enjoy the most recent collection!

What's in a name?

Tim Vine is a punster!

Why make it simple when you can make it really complicated? !

This company makes old pianos into coffee tables..................but why????

Ha Ha!

You have to be a certain age for this!

Thanks Geoff! (I think it was Geoff!)










Boom Boom!

In the California wildfires, his mother put her 5 tea sets in the pool,
when they returned they were all intact!

A steel rose, while ret hot!

This little fellow thought he was on a tree!

They didn't give me dinner!

Demo humour South African style!

The old 90% again!

Thanks Robert!










Do not bend down when a panorama shot is being taken!

The chaps at London Underground are at it again!

Will this catch on?.....................Unlikely!

Old Bilbo Baggins cosplay

Justin's just a dick!

More from the QI Elves











Not very seasonal, but spectacular!

Infinite cube

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A dry day with plenty of warm sunny spells and light winds. Feeling a little fresher in coastal districts of Essex.

Maximum temperature: 27 deg C 

Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

You cannot see the heat with my weather cam!

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked the dog at 0900, back in about 25 minutes, completely wilted, so we cowered in the shade most of the day. This gave me the opportunity to do some work on my other blog (yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com) maybe you would like to have a look. Now for more pictures just for you!

The cat said what???

Could happen!!!

Thanks Derek!

 Remember Dolly?!

Wonder Woman  spreads some good will!

How about a suit made from ring pulls!

As Will's so old he needs support when driving!

Guess who forgot the decimal on a 6.5mm when ordering a drill bit?

Holiday home on a teeny island!

What a difference a hat makes!

More people of Walmart!

Nice try boys!

Now that's what I call a SHINE!

Yet one more of the famous 90% !

In Europe at present - needs must!

I wish that I could do that!

One-and-two-and-three!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dry, fine and very warm day with light winds and plenty of sunshine, just occasional cloudy spells. Feeling a little less hot than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 27 deg C 

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another very warm day. We shopped this morning, and cowered in the shade this afternoon. I am now delving once again for more pictorial masterpieces with which to tickle your collective fancies!

Full up!

New tug demo in the harbour yesterday - what a thing!

Which is worse paint or poo?

This lovely dog is trained to calm children when they give evidence in court

The Bouncer!

How about a little bit of sadism?

Know how you feel!

Altocumulus clouds seen from 30,000ft at sunset

Go Brian!

Oh! I seem to have entered a meeting to which I am not privy!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Thanks Geoff!










Another gem from Mark Twain!

These were featured on UK TV this morning, I have nothing to say!

His Mum's University office key has holes instead of notches!

Hypocritical view!

The lady in his office has little green soldiers - doing yoga!

Waaaaaaaaaay!

Over 6ft jump!

Harwich Weather for Friday

After a bright start, a hot and largely sunny day is expected to develop. Winds will remain light.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C 

Wind: South-West 5 mph, gusting 12 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My weather station at 1925

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I was struggling tonight with a shortage of pictures, but Derek came to the rescue, you will see his section further down the page!

Enjoy!

They can con you!

Couldn't spell it!

Really?

Love this, well done!!!

Hmm!

These 2 guys ruined his selfie in DC!

What? Pizza Liferaft?

I can lend you one of the three I use on Computers!

Touche!

These are Derek's Pictures
Thanks Derek!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves










He who hesitates.........

A quart into a pint pot!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry and bright day with long spells of unbroken sunshine throughout the morning. Fair weather cloud will develop during the afternoon, but staying very warm in the sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 29 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.