Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The rain arrived today, a good steady downpour, thus far 17.8mm. Now I have had a scrape around "down there" and found more stuff with which to do my best to entertain y'all!

Zzzzzzzzzzz!

Simon's cat is back!

An indicator of the way plants can clean water.

Special parking for fat people with barbecues!

Classic quote from Grandad at 95.... "At least I won't die young!"

Cracked it!

How it works!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Photoshopped, but it depicts Askansas!

On this ride in The Netherlands they have a special place for phones
that are  dropped during the ride!

Gravity defying work of art!

Margot Robbie who plays Sharon Tate in a new movie

I see trouble ahead - but we'll show it anyway!

Thanks Robert!










Two transports having a laugh!

No idea what's going on here!

Good thinking!

Clever size comparison!

Maybe he could bowl for England!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A mixed day with sunny spells, but also occasional showers. One or two could turn heavy at times with thunder possible by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Nice steady rain this evening, 17.8mm so far.

Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Having been promised rain, there was none! It was a tad cooler, but the sun was still strong. Went to the marina and patted the boat and ran the engine. Now home again to do my very best to entertain all of my Internet friends!

Poor Kenny!

And the answer is............

Very clever street art!

Better than this I hope!!!

9/10 for initiative! - Not at the moment however!

Now be veeeeeeeeery careful!

Bwaaaaaaaaaagggggggh!

I agree - best multi tool in the drawer!

You know who you are!

Hey! Look! I caught a Hooman!

Thanks Camilla!










Hai eeeeeeeeee ah!

Real or false - my bet's on false!

This is topical! - It says "It is so warm the sun unbrellas are walking away!"

Thanks Klaus!










Suspected Photoshop?

Thanks Jackie!










Brave Heroes!

Thanks Matt C!









Dance - like no one's watching!

Some inventions do have their limitations1

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloudy with spells of rain which could turn heavy and persistent at times. Rather cool in the cloud and rain.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: North-West 6 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

As you can see - no rain yet! 
Some pigeon activity though!

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Having had a paucity of pictures in recent days, my thanks to my loyal friends who have helped, you know who you are! Here are a few more, just for you!

Prawn made of straw!

Unfortunately this has been censored!

Thanks Derek!















Crafty Canard!

Thanks Klaus!













Wow! Need to have a risk assessment!

This often happened in Victorian times, because photos had to have long exposures,
the "Hidden Mother" hung on so the kiddy wouldn't move!

Extreme ironing is back!

Suspicion!

Scotland goes OTT with its' tourist publicity!

It says "Shit! One of my spots has dropped off!

Thanks Klaus!












Oh! Lord!

Thanks Robert!











Tee Hee!

Thanks again Robert!










Blond Joke!

Thanks yet again Robert!










Talking to the Wife!

Thanks Pete!










In plain cover? Ha!

The Milky Way over Rame Head Cornwall!

I don't know your name but thanks anyway!










His wife kept calling and asking how their daughter was,
so out with the Photoshop, here's what he sent back!

Remember these stupid boots - on the right is what I was seeing!

Gloria's Jokes
Thanks Gloria!











Creature of habit!

Thanks Klaus!











How does this work?

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Feeling fresher, though still warm with long sunny spells. Most parts dry, though an isolated late shower may affect western districts.

Maximum temperature: 23 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another very warm day, we did manage a few household chores before it became too oppressive, then cowered in the shade. Now I have had a dig around and here is your fun ration for tonight - Enjoy!

Cruella DeVille and a Dalmatian!

When a Dinosaur jumps into a dinghy - what would you expect?

Clever beggar!

Gryfandor Harry!

A tiny deck chair/headrest!

Here is a Grandad, looking at a photo of his Grandad looking at his Grandad !

Could be us!

Oh! Yes! Always us!

20 year old exam paper!

Capitalism!

Thanks Geoff!











That 90% yet again!

Thanks Derek!











Remember that old Fiat advert - Handmade by Roberts?

Now here's an idea!

Decision decisions!

Boys I make no excuse for this......... nice backpack!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another dry day with long sunny spells. Becoming hot away from coastal areas where onshore breezes will keep conditions slightly cooler.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.