Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We seem to have been busy today, but didn't achieve much! Went to the Post, Health Centre for herself - check up, delivered donations to charity shop and then home for TV. Now I have a few more "Little Gems" which I hope may raise a laugh!

Sleeping are we?

A History lesson...

We could do this - Chaps?

Great Idea!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Very tempting!

One of those days!

One of those days 2 !

It's always puppies or kittens!

Thanks Barbara!










Great advice Google!

Thanks Dot!










Love the Cousins' slogans 2 !

I have an ambition to visit Iceland - this is the Blue Lagoon!

In this Senior's sheltered housing scheme in the US - the properties are all 1940s style!

Clever B*ggers!

Thanks Susi!










Derek's Joke
Pinch of salt required here!
Thanks Derek!












They have to learn the hard way!

Thanks Klaus!










And now for something completely different!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A mostly cloudy start, then dry with warm sunshine developing and becoming breezier through the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They forecast thunderstorms, but so far - none! It's a pleasant day with variable clouds, 22.9c a good temperature for us! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Ole!

At first I thought that it was a snake!

Thanks Camilla!











It's so hot in the Southern States that the corn is popping on the cob!

Everyone!

Scrape her off the ceiling please!

Amazing picture - pity they felled the greater proportion of them!

Toot!

In truth only one!

My! How times have changed -
1TB now around £40 !!!

Thanks Derek!











I don't understand this - maybe he will be the next Bond?

Thanks Robert!










Canine stick up!

Thanks again Robert!










Hmmm!

The Milky Way and Perseid meteors last night UK S. Coast

Thanks Richard C !










Salma Hayek - now aged 51 !

Time lapse of Coke Car!

Broken fingers anyone?

Even I a total nerd would never have one of these!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry day is expected with variable cloud. Most areas are likely to see spells of warm or very warm sunshine with light winds inland, fresher along the coast once again. 

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C 

Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station at 1530

Thanks as always for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy doing household chores today, utility room and porch. Even a trip to the recycling centre! It was sunny but cool never going above 22c, more our type of weather.

Now once again I have just surfaced from going "down there" for more fun material, which I hope you will enjoy!

Meet a very pregnant Guinea Pig!

More mayhem from The QI Team!

Good move!

I am wondering how many millions of people have done that?

So cruel!

Especially after our recent heat wave!

Love the Cousins' slogans, and yes it is a fire engine!

Know how you feel pal!

Thanks Jamie!










His apple beat his cutter, and now he has a formidable throwing weapon!

Not seen this before - looks like fun!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Pete!










Old but still good for a laugh!

It was too hot for kayaking in Florida yesterday!

Nobody likes a show off - even when he breaks his pelvis!

Or a Vandal for that matter!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy with outbreaks of locally heavy rain moving erratically Eastwards through the morning. Rain easing during the afternoon and evening, but staying cloudy.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 25 mph

UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed sort of day, sunshine, but then some heavy showers. Had to do a little shop, and routine visit to health centre, now back home, I am about to try and create something that may give you cause to titter!

Usually mine!

Thanks Robert!









Not sure if she's enjoying it or not!

The cat knocked the glass over, but nothing ran onto the floor!

A modern tomato against one grown from 150 year old seeds!

Yup!

Brainwaves!

Another of Clint's Great Truths!

Creativity at it's best!

You know how I love the Cousins' slogans
but this one is a bit too obvious!

The times they are a changin'!

Thanks again Robert!











Changing times 2!

Thanks Pete!










Russian year 7 teacher and her pupils....
Hmmm!

Ah! Yes - Maria!

Thanks Susi!









I'm not sure if this sign is a help or a hindrance!

Love the man!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves







I am boggled!

He is only 2 years old!!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dry and sunny start. Cloud will gradually increase through the afternoon and evening with a little rain possible overnight.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.