Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 15 October 2018

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another mild and cloudy day with some rain early on. Boss to dentist, then Health Centre and Lawyers. Now yet another edition of the one and only Funny Blog! - Please enjoy!

Find the evil one!

Sir Peter and his crew have done something amazing. They have colourised WW1 movies. The full thing will be on BBC nearer to Armistice day 11th November - here's a taste!

His Mum made his 2 year old outfit - and his 39th year old outfit!

The look on the pilot's face when this stupid woman leaps out
under the whirling helicopter blades!

Whichever way - you die!

Here comes my breakfast!

Love the Cousin's Slogans
(Although this is a tad cruel!)

Now I would bid £1,000,000 for this!

Thanks Ann!

Ultrasound nails? - Maybe a step too far?

Hmmm - not happy!

Thanks Jamie

Who in the Hell designed these suits? !!!

This little frog crawled across the window - 4 storeys up!

Nuff Said!

MYOB!

Tinkerbell looks really pissed off
(Cosplay of course!)

This basketball has been sprayed with "Vantablack! - Amazing!

She was having major dental work, and was being given increasing amounts of sedative.
When she came round she found these on her phone!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Love the horn!

Thanks Derek!

Mum's got a little problem!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cloudy start with outbreaks of rain and patchy fog, although probably brighter towards the Essex coast. Some sunny spells likely to develop, leading to warm conditions.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C
Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 14 October 2018

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I took my walk along the sea front in grey but mild weather. It didn't rain until 1700, and then only small amounts. We have been very lucky compared to people in the West and Wales. Now for more fun stuff just for you!

This raccoon has eaten so much he got stuck in his escape drain!

I find this unbelievable!

I think maybe we should join the Aussies!

An Awww! Moment!

Really? I mean Really???

Me too pal!

Our postmen do this all year!

Crafty little devil!

Awww! moment 2 !

He was Face Timing with his girlfriend while cooking.
He dropped the phone behind the cooker this is what she saw!

Cool office chairs!

He laughed at the pigeon trying to eat knitted crisps......
then he realised that the pigeon was knitted too!

This is a Dite di Maga decorative but not for eating!

Thanks Robert!

From left to right
top - pre-school / school
center - work / shopping
bottom - home / doctor's surgery - (patient) doctor, I feel quite washed out! (dr.) you should do more sporting activities! Just in case a few of you aren't fluent!!!

Thanks again Robert!

After 15 years he suddenly realised that the shells in his Mum's bathroom were pasta!

He hated being shut out so when bird watching he kept his rear in the door!

Touche lady!

Behind youoooooo!

That kite's stronger than you friend!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Outbreaks of rain likely during the morning, before gradually fading away Eastwards. However, it will remain rather cloudy throughout and drizzle could continue in places.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 13 October 2018

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said it would be awful, but it wasn't! Sadly for the West side of the country it was another story, with gales and floods, but we were lucky! It's short and sweet tonight because we are visiting friends tonight - enjoy!