Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Took a little trip, a nostalgic one for our neighbour of 93. During WW2 she worked at HMS Ganges - naval training establishment at Shotley - Ganges closed many years ago, but it was enjoyable and brought back many memories for her. Here are your funnies for the weekend!

Novel use of a false eyelash!

Classic Monty Python - timeless!

Nice sunglasses!!!

Just a matter of priorities!

Exploring the Chernobyl contamination area, they found a 92 year old lady and her son
 who have lived there for the whole time, and appeared to be OK!!!

Definitely spherical!

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Boys - a rearguard security device!

You never win on exchange rates!

Thanks Ann!












Ice shards on the edge of lake Michigan

Allegedly a randomly created number plate!

There's stupid and then there's ..........................!

Conundrum!

Thanks Matt C!










To be authentic you have to chop it off!

This isn't a photo - it's a painting!

Meet Scilla Garble, who was Sophia Loren's body double - I can't imagine why!!!

Clever ruse!

Dust mark made by a spider that dropped onto his phone!

Yes he's the only male at the nursing college graduation celebration!

Carlton appears to be happy!

Well they did say "Smile" !!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mostly cloudy to start with the odd spot of rain still possible. Thereafter, largely dry with bright or sunny spells, but feeling cooler than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Very grey day today. I checked out the seafront, and then we shopped for essential supplies. Now back indoors, I am collecting a few more "Little Gems" for your amusement. Hoping that you will enjoy them!

Something.....

An embarrassed Alan!

Hilarious!

He bought his Granddad a huge jar of sweets,
this is his way of saying that they are finished!

That's me!

Maybe they over stylised that logo

I think that I get this!

Local Government - Pah!

Threats!

The Guerrilla knitters are out in Brightlingsea!

Thanks Kay!












I thought that Google was my friend!

I guess he is the big cheese round there!

Her secret!

Thanks Gloria!











Now we know how a piano works!

Even in this he prefers to sleep on the verandah!

At the beach she broke her sunglasses!
Nice effect though!

The Tayma Megalith - amazing!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves











Wow - some driving!

Thanks Klaus!










Love at first bite!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry, but mostly cloudy. Brighter during the afternoon, perhaps sunshine in places. Dry during the evening, but with outbreaks of rain and drizzle spreading from the North-West overnight.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 23 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry we missed you yesterday, it was my friend's 75th Birthday celebration. He is exactly six months younger than me - to the day! Now for more fun stuff - just for you!

Never buy a dog when you're drunk!

Jethro in full flight again!

Sinister paint job!

Clever beggar!

Nice! A local authority with a sense of humour!

We have all been here!

OK then - I know what to do!

One is having height issues!

Thanks Ann!











James the Photoshop guy is at it again!

Just Gandalf checking his mail!

Him and his Granddad - Grandad has strong genes!

Nothing to say here!

One carpet sample book, One roll of duct tape = a carpet!

Not only is this astronaut wearing a Trekkie T shirt, she's making the Vulcan
 "Live long and prosper" sign!

One of the many downsides of living in Siberia in winter!

Embarrassed? - Oh! Yes we are!!!

Meet the Zorse - father is a zebra - mother is a horse!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!













Clever illusion!

Thanks Klaus!










Wow!!!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

Variable, often cloudy conditions, but still with occasional bright or sunny spells. Dry for most and feeling pleasantly warm in brightness.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 13 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.