Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family and Friends, It was for me a busy day working on the boat. I am hurrying because the Marina tell me that the boat will be launched on Thursday. Meanwhile I have done my very best to dig up some amusing stuff for your enjoyment!

Phantom hole digger!

Bill discusses the the various sirens

Rope strands look like blood vessels - but is it art?

His head exploded!

Tonight's big question!

After 3 months his wife just finished this picture of the sea drawn in pencil!

White lies for love!

Just in time!

Their welcome is getting a bit thin!

How to disguise a scrape on your car!

When Dads doing Dad stuff can become boring!!!

This is so me!

Thanks Robert!












My body is a temple!

Thanks again Robert!














He just might hate you for it!

Here is a Googlefart!!!

Pharmaceutical Companies - Pah!

8/10 for Inventiveness!

Either it's very strenuous - or she's enjoying it far too much!!!

Is he going outside and coming in the back door???

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry day with bright or sunny spells through the morning. Cloud developing by the afternoon with limited spells of hazy sunshine, but feeling warm throughout.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I had a good morning and finished painting the boat's bottom, looking forward to launching in just over a week's time. Had a struggle with the pictures tonight, many are either just plain filthy and or unfunny. Hope they are OK for you!

Angry faced kitty - cute though!

Sorry - but I love this stuff!

As soon as they learn!

They blow not suck! - But I get the idea!

Tonight's Great Truth

There are still people who still  believe!

Just don't ask!

Mother and daughter piloting for Delta Airlines - Great!!!

I don't wish to work there!

What on earth are you doing in there???

No not Tyrion Lannister!

Oh! The indignity!

He was gasping for a fag!!!

Self portrait, she subliminally thinks she's two faced!!!

Blame it on the dog!

Nobody likes a smartass!

Yay! It's still the weekend!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Perhaps a cloudy and damp start in places, however soon brightening up with plenty of warm sunshine for much of the day in continuing light winds.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C

Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today the sun came out resulting in frenetic energy expended in the garden and a huge clear out of the garage, and a trip to the recycling. Now feeling slightly bruised, I am digging out even more fun stuff with which to entertain you all!

Three years in remission - brave lady!

Just cute!

Blame it on the lamp post!

We've seen these before but this one is especially delicate!

She's 5ft1 he's 6ft7 - hotel dressing gowns, one size does not fit all!

Bored!

Love the Cousin's slogans!

I think James the Photoshop man is at it again!

Meet Achatina fulica - the African Giant snail - cuddly eh?

Good old Cwith!

Thanks Gloria!












This elephant will change colour soon!
Bananaaaaaaaa!

Haven't we all chaps?

Thanks Robert (and Susi) !













It's always the cat!

Thanks again Robert!











An old joke in a new guise!

This little turtle has a smiley on his shell!

This army dog has just landed from a skydive!

Live your life!

Thanks again Susi!











OK so the trucking company is called Rowlings!

Quite right too!

- Tiptoe - through - the - tulips!

Patience is a virtue!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

After a chilly start, it will be dry with light winds and bright or sunny intervals, as there will be patchy cloud at times.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.