Dear Family and Friends, It was my wife's Birthday yesterday, we had a nice day out, and in the evening friends visited, so no funnies last night. I will try to make up for it tonight! More pictorial fun specifically for you!

All I can say is Meep Meep!

Thanks Ann!










German oldies can't stop jiving!

If they steal they have their hands cut off!

Same couple same bike 51 years on!

Xray of a 50 stone man!

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, there will be a short delay before we take off!

This is the Black Diamond apple it is found in Tibet!

Meet Emilia Clarke in a throne of sorts!

10 million years ago this chap could bite your head off!

I concur Your Maj!!!

Thanks Gloria!











Seen in the toilet of an optician!

Can you imagine this happening today ???

Oh! Yes!

Thanks Klaus!














In a strange way I rather sympathise!

Parenting beginners kit!

Instagrammers are spoiling California's wild flowers!

My name is...........................

Are you sure it's the weekend?

Oh! Yes It really is!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early fog will clear leaving another fine day with long periods of warm sunshine. Light winds for most, but turning breezy near the coast later.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are publishing early today as I am out with the boys tonight. It was busy finishing the final touches to our boat, now she is ready for launch tomorrow. I will be busy tomorrow as it is Helen's Birthday and we are promised a day out with Son and Daughter in Law. Maybe I can go on board Friday....

Now for more funnies.

Panoramic shot - dog moved!

Granddad had a cochlea implant tattoo to look like his Grandson!

I don't dislike them!

Oh! Yes - we do that!

Remember Klinger?

Oh! Yes!

You are not allowed upstairs.........now you're stifling me!

Same here in the UK!

Tonight's Caption competition!

I wish that I had an invisible car!

Blobby blobby blobby blobby!

That's inventive! - In a Freudian way!

Thanks Rosemary!












Now that is Karma!

Spot the spelling mistake!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!












This conversation is over!!!

Oh! That B download!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another dry day, rather cloudy along the coast, but possibly sunny well inland. Rather warm by daytime, but chilly with a risk of fog overnight.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: South 5 mph, gusting 10 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tueday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another busy day at the Marina,The boat's going in on Thursday, so tomorrow is going to be rather frenetic! Having eased my aching joints out of the armchair I will now attempt to pull up some funny stuff - just for you!

Threatening situation!

The Master speaks.....

Love the Cousins' slogans!

His wife broke her hair brush, when he pulled it apart..............!

One of those 24 years later pictures
(Bourton on the Water is beautiful! - I recommend it!)

This lady is 116 years old, the oldest human being!

Allegedly this took180 hours with a ball pen!

This could very well be me, although I'm told I was caught eating coal!

Great!

Chinese justice!

He has learned to say "Hi" in Mandarin!

You could have tried a bit harder lovie!

Sniggers behind hand - shall I post this.......................?

Ah! That's why!

 Thanks Janet!












Spoken from the heart!

Thanks Mags!












A sign of our times!

Even with a shredded tyre - they shall go to the movies!!!

He can see people in the street in the crystal ball, but it looks like he's telling fortunes!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









So he said "Can I push your stool in?"

This guy has eaten far too many mackerel!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any isolated early fog patches will clear quickly during the morning. Then continuing mostly dry and often cloudy, although sunny spells are possible during the day.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.