Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was cool and showery here today, we shopped for stores, and visited the Health centre and Post Office. That was the most exciting part of the day! Watched our favourite TV series pm, and now am cobbling together yet another edition of your favourite fun blog...

USB Puss!

Thanks Robert!










Remember "Ab Fab" - here Patsy's Best Bits!

This kid cut a spider out of paper and stuck it inside the lampshade -
his Mum was terrified!

In the final stages of the movie Hitmen, Bonnie and Clyde's car ended like this -
hope there was nobody on that bus!!!

Capt Jean Luc Picard, and 30 years later!

Talking frog!

Grannies know everything!

For the uninitiated-
"Right in the kisser!", "BANG, ZOOM!" or "You're going to the moon!"—to which she usually replies, "Ahhh, shaddap!" Alice studied to be a secretary before her marriage and works briefly in that capacity when Ralph is laid off. Wilma Flintstone is based on Alice Kramden."

You know that Dippy is in Glasgow when..........

I think he's dead Jim!

Thanks Jamie!










Rare double stone staircase

 Tee hee!

Thanks Mo!











April 1st and the traffic control man is having fun!

How they're cleaning up buildings in New Your City!

Urgent!!!

Thanks Robert!











Flight Fright!

 Thanks Rosemary!











This is not new, but you can see them all over Holland now!

She tried on Tinder - still no response!

The collective pronoun for a group of Pugs is a Grumble!

Ta Da! Goat!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Some sunny spells expected, but overall rather cold and windy. Showery again with hail and thunder possible.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-East 18 mph, gusting 32 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day in today mainly doing backups. They say there are lies, damned lies and statistics, here are a few from this blog. - 

Total page views 386,691, editions 2138, I am not sure how much longer I shall continue, but I will press on for the time being - enjoy!

It appears that he is summoning the Devil!

OK chaps put on your flairs and we'll do some Dad dancing!

It is Asses - or if you're British it's Arses - no apostrophe - right?

Really?

Hmmm! Proud? Really?

Love it! Well done sir!

Oh! Yes!

Wallflowers!

Ever seen the skeleton of a hedgehog? - You have now!

Anything would be better!

Thanks Gloria!












You have been matte primrosed!

Idea!

Thanks Jamie!











Oh! I don't know!

Thanks again Jamie!










Never go to see Granny with distressed jeans!

April Fool revenge - Chocolate covered Brussels sprouts!

Yes Coke did contain cocaine in the old days!

Meet Valonia ventricosa this primitive life form is just one living cell!

Good old UPS cocked up again!

When a ship enters harbour it...............ties up!

Meanwhile at the dentist.....

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Changeable with scattered and occasionally heavy showers. Drier, but rather cold overnight with a widespread frost and a chance of fog in any prolonged clear spells.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 13 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day here in Harwich, but with a cold wind. I spent the morning fighting a broken power socket behind the washing machine. Machine 1 Richard 0........I did beat the beggar in the end! Now that my heart rate is back to normal I will dish up some funnies just for you!

That look!

Food for thought!

Thanks Derek!

1980s version of "Unfriending"

USA's Contribution!

A case of instead of rather than as well as!

I was going to make a pun about buns - but no!

Just Trans!

Thanks Geoff! 

In Japan they are using solar powered robot wolves instead of scarecrows!

She doesn't need a lifeguard - she's got built in buoyancy!!!

Great planning!

The next four are from Robert - Thanks Robert!

Early Online shopping!

Tonight's Philosophical Thought!

Boom Boom!

There are many who can identify with this!

It says these crisps are hot - so he's cooling them down!

Shakespearian mis - quote, but who cares!

There were too many April Fools today!

Sorry to say we had pizza for dinner!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Initially dry, but rain progressing slowly across Essex, perhaps not clearing coastal districts before dusk. Sunshine and showers behind, locally heavy. Feeling noticeably colder later.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C

Wind: North-West 10 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

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