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Thursday, 4 April 2019

Thursday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, it was bright but cold in little old Harwich today. I was occupied in the morning with 93 year old neighbour who had curtain issues, followed by a visit from friends who needed help with a new tablet. Now it is again time for me to compile something that hopefully will fulfill your need for amusement!









We was poor!














Aircrew having fun!



Thanks Gloria!


















Philosophy - perhaps!
















Tonight's Great truth!














13ft Snow drift Sweden recently!

















If you got rid of all the idiots, someone would invent a new kind of idiot!
I have seen one like this, but never 2!!!















Oh! Yes! Cliff Park!













Antique Funny!















Meet Marty the robot, he cleans up spills in the supermarket - until he gets his software upgrade,
then he may start killing people!














This motor mechanic uses old barbers' chairs in his waiting area!













Robert asserts that this is really him!
(gezellig = comfortable)















Spring has come to Ohio!














This will not end well!!!













Have you been here boys?














Prototype cheap seats - Really? - Noooooooooo!













Mont St. Michel at low tide!













This spoiler is for you Gloria!













Harwich Weather for Friday

Mainly dry with sunny spells and fresh feeling South-Easterly breezes. Chillier on the coast. Winds becoming lighter by evening with early grass frost possible. Then becoming cloudier overnight.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-East 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.








Wednesday, 3 April 2019

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was cool and showery here today, we shopped for stores, and visited the Health centre and Post Office. That was the most exciting part of the day! Watched our favourite TV series pm, and now am cobbling together yet another edition of your favourite fun blog...







USB Puss!



Thanks Robert!










Remember "Ab Fab" - here Patsy's Best Bits!















This kid cut a spider out of paper and stuck it inside the lampshade -
his Mum was terrified!













In the final stages of the movie Hitmen, Bonnie and Clyde's car ended like this -
hope there was nobody on that bus!!!
















Capt Jean Luc Picard, and 30 years later!














Talking frog!














Grannies know everything!












For the uninitiated-
"Right in the kisser!", "BANG, ZOOM!" or "You're going to the moon!"—to which she usually replies, "Ahhh, shaddap!" Alice studied to be a secretary before her marriage and works briefly in that capacity when Ralph is laid off. Wilma Flintstone is based on Alice Kramden."














You know that Dippy is in Glasgow when..........













I think he's dead Jim!


Thanks Jamie!










Rare double stone staircase












 Tee hee!


Thanks Mo!











April 1st and the traffic control man is having fun!











How they're cleaning up buildings in New Your City!













Urgent!!!


Thanks Robert!











Flight Fright!
 Thanks Rosemary!











This is not new, but you can see them all over Holland now!














She tried on Tinder - still no response!












The collective pronoun for a group of Pugs is a Grumble!












Ta Da! Goat!












Harwich Weather for Thursday

Some sunny spells expected, but overall rather cold and windy. Showery again with hail and thunder possible.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-East 18 mph, gusting 32 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.




















Tuesday, 2 April 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day in today mainly doing backups. They say there are lies, damned lies and statistics, here are a few from this blog. - 
Total page views 386,691, editions 2138, I am not sure how much longer I shall continue, but I will press on for the time being - enjoy!










It appears that he is summoning the Devil!















OK chaps put on your flairs and we'll do some Dad dancing!

















It is Asses - or if you're British it's Arses - no apostrophe - right?

















Really?
















Hmmm! Proud? Really?












Love it! Well done sir!












Oh! Yes!












Wallflowers!












Ever seen the skeleton of a hedgehog? - You have now!












Anything would be better!


Thanks Gloria!












You have been matte primrosed!















Idea!


Thanks Jamie!











Oh! I don't know!


Thanks again Jamie!










Never go to see Granny with distressed jeans!












April Fool revenge - Chocolate covered Brussels sprouts!












Yes Coke did contain cocaine in the old days!













Meet Valonia ventricosa this primitive life form is just one living cell!












Good old UPS cocked up again!













When a ship enters harbour it...............ties up!












Meanwhile at the dentist.....














Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Changeable with scattered and occasionally heavy showers. Drier, but rather cold overnight with a widespread frost and a chance of fog in any prolonged clear spells.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 13 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Richard.