Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had to visit hospital in Colchester today, just routine, and it rained and rained, a thoroughly miserable day! Helped a friend with an ailing computer pm.

I am a bit short of pictures, but Klaus kindly send some clips which will fill up the space - enjoy!

Very Bready!

Heeeeeelp!

Thanks Klaus!













In UK they're channel blocks, but I see where you're coming from!

That is of my time!

Not always - but often!

That is why they don't come!

You need to be of a certain age to get this!

Shhhhh!

He dropped his frog statue, and inside he found a pig playing a guitar!!!!

The Useless Inventions man is back, with a big red button hooter
 to make his way though slow moving crowds!

You are connected to buxom crusaders in your area!

Bless her!

Thanks Melissa!














Misuse of power!

I had no idea that Madge from the Golden Girls was so muscular!

It really is magic!

Thanks again Klaus











Now I know what you think is going to happen!!!

Thanks yet again Klaus!










Pleading - or - Demanding?

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Fine and dry at first. Becoming cloudier with occasional showers developing during the afternoon, these dying out through the evening. Dry overnight with clear periods.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C
Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Funnies for Monday

Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice day, warm with a gentle breeze. We have dire warnings for Thunderstorms for the next 18 hours - we shall see! Now for more fun pics which I very much hope will strike a chord!

Graffiti seen in Chartres -
Do the nuns have Wifi?

Thanks Robert!










Shock horror! Lies from our future Prime Minister???

Frog with boobs - £1 at a car boot sale!

They finished the Marathon, but where's the winner?

Call me an Old Git but I just don't understand this!

Oh! Yes! - We call them 5 stones in UK!

Revenge!

Yes - LSD!

Duck!

Middle Class bread!

His stone collection!
(Must be fake???)

Many would be happy with this!

Adoption, before and after!

They are so like us! They don't like being stared at - so they show displeasure!

Hail Shelter - seen in the Southern States.

Ringtone!

Thanks Klaus!












Is that really me???

Thanks again Klaus!














Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Outbreaks of locally heavy and thundery rain at first. Otherwise mostly cloudy with further showery rain spreading Eastwards, but drier and brighter later.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C
Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked by the sea, it was windy, but the wind was warm. Did a few jobs around the garage and garden, and took a load to the recycling. Such excitement! I am really struggling with pictures tonight - my sense of humour overload has kicked in! Never mind, maybe more tomorrow!

Obviously and owl!

I am told this is fake - clever anyway!

He suddenly realised - this must be the Hogwarts Express!

Especially in the Parliament!

Way behind!

Yes they are smarter than you think!

The Cousins are even doing Dad slogans now!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Rosemary!












Winner of this year's Sand Fest!

Oh! Not Jazz!

For the Tech nut who has everything - a Microwave with a built in toaster!

3D printed Pikachu which didn't come out quite as planned!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Thanks Klaus!

Thanks again Klaus!









Ooooooffffff!

Thanks yet again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Fog lifting to hazy sunshine in the morning. Becoming increasingly cloudy with outbreaks of rain during the afternoon. Warm.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C
Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I worked on the boat today, changing a fuel filter. Just missed a downpour on the way home. The sun is shining now but the weather alarm keeps going off! Now for more pictorial fun, just for you!

Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee
(A monster in the Whitehouse, and a Loon in Downing street???)

Thanks John C!







Now I don't know about you, but I find this very disturbing! 
How long before they build an army?

A likely tale!

The Funeral!

Boom Boom!

The useless inventions guy is back, this time it's tethers so you don't loose your earbuds!

They asked the tour guide to take a picture of them - hmmm!

Summer starts on June 21st!!!

Thanks Barbara!













Definitely drunk!

Thanks Gloria!












I know how you feel chaps!

Thanks again Gloria!













They are 3 months old and they haven't cottoned on yet!

What in the name of all that is Holy - is that????

Canine photo bomb!

And where do you think you are going???

Touché 














At the donut shop, the customers always drove over the flower bed, so they put a big rock there.
Here are two of the many special kinds of Stupid!

I think that you will smile!

Thanks Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Monday

Often sunny with sometimes variable cloud and remaining dry. Feeling warm inland with light winds, but feeling somewhat fresher on the coast still.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C
Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support - as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.