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Sunday, 14 July 2019

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another bright day in little old Harwich. We shopped for frozen food this morning to stock up the replacement freezer. PM took our neighbour (94 years old today) down to the Ha'penny pier for tea and scones.
Then a little trip to see the new Mayflower statue at Parkeston, then home. Now for more fun stuff just for you!








Little gentleman!












Subtitles!
















Please note, it is unwise to wear flesh coloured tights when you are out and about!













More impressive street art!











OK I get the message!














In old age it's worse!












Now there's an idea!











In UK we call it either italic or joined up writing!












Mrs malaprop would be proud!














No it's walking for me!












Another Great Truth!


Thanks Ann!










She inherits a small genetic quirk - split eyebrow!












No not flying - just very clear water!













Getting in on the action!


Thanks Jamie










Nutters!














Ha Ha Ha!















Nice to see Elton doing his bit for Wimbledon!


Thanks Richard!














I think he has got it!














Why don't you come up and see me some time!













Harwich Weather for Monday

Dry and bright for most with sunny spells, once early cloud clears from the coast. Generally warm, locally very warm inland, but cooler for coastal districts.
Maximum temperature: 20 deg C

Wind: North 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.











Saturday, 13 July 2019

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day in Harwich today, as it was cloudy and dry I decided to paint the garage door. All went OK, but it is big and it took me two and a half hours. Now with aching shoulders, I am attempting to find enough fun stuff to amuse you all!








Due to economy cuts the US Navy is 
reducing the size of their warships! 

 









Harry being annoying!
















I think that it's Bacchus, but......................













Shows imagination!












It's not all bad!













Yup - Impressed!













Understand?


Thanks Ann!










Meet the Cane Toad!












He said that he wanted a girl to do cosplay in a bikini.........!












I think that Mum is proud!













Good Gag!












Who is going to be pulled over shortly?












Feel old???











This is his Great Grandad picking up his Grandad one handed!












It took her over a year to finish! - I would have gone insane!












Amazon Review!!!












On leaving day his workmates clubbed together for this portrait of him!












Trying to take a picture of this bird through his binoculars,
 it looks like it's orbiting a planet!












Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!












Remember Radar?












Funny dance
(Dangerous!)












Harwich Weather for Sunday

Dry with low cloud gradually clearing to give some afternoon and evening sunny spells. Feeling warm in the sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: North-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.









Friday, 12 July 2019

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was hot here again today, but moderated but a stiff breeze.I went to the boat and did a small repair on the engine, and we shopped pm.
Now it is once again time for me to attempt to produce a thing that might raise a titter!








You should know that they are in reality, small tigers!












Be ready with the Stugeron!


Thanks Klaus!














Summer versus Winter!












Hang on! Those faces are familiar!












Here we call them waiters, but the rest still applies!













Now that's a plan!












Another Great Truth!













Business card of a Scottish plumber!













Double entendre!


 Thanks Derek!











At first this T shirt appears crass, until you learn that this girl was attacked, but due to self defense training - she knocked the shit out of the attacker!!!












Exotic Japanese Loo!












Fraud or what?!!













Paddy and the Lotto!

Thanks Gloria!












Maybe an inappropriate way to display children's clothes!












We all feel guilty when they're around!












She may be beautiful, with a lovely child, but she does not understand Roman numerals!!!












Remember the Android Doctor? - He obviously has doubts about the case!












Sea Otters really do this!














Harwich Weather for Saturday

Brightening up through the morning with sunshine developing, although low cloud and mist may persist along the coast. Dry overnight into Sunday with areas of low cloud forming.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C
Wind: North 8 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.