Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're back! After a really great week with the family visiting from Wales. Now down to Earth with a new rationing of your favourite fun stuff which I hope that you will enjoy!

They were on the swings, they were told to come in, they didn't 
this is the look on their faces when they did come
 in and found that all the donuts had been eaten!

Hilarious!

Thanks Derek!













If ET was reincarnated!

You have to be old to understand this!

We all know!

For Petrolheads - how about a Peppa Pig turbo!

If they removed all the stupid people...........etc!

Thanks again Derek!











Another Great Truth!

I was fooled - look again!

These young Hispanic ladies say "Hola" to Donald!

Well it was a direct question!

Thanks Jamie!











Very young frogs are called froglets!

A gigantic murmuration of starlings over Rome!

Stating the obvious!

Thanks Rosemary!







Danish humour - the door complete with lock - opens on to a field!

This is a complete human nervous system it was extracted in 1925 and took 1500 hours!

This is a Quokka - he says "Hi"

Surfin USA!

Thanks Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Saturday

Very windy with gales. Mainly cloudy, perhaps with some brighter interludes. Scattered, locally heavy showers will develop, but many parts may stay dry.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C
Wind: South-West 26 mph, gusting 46 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry, I will be "Off the air" for the following week, as we have visitors. I am sure that you will be able to survive without funnies, and I will be back as soon as I can. Meanwhile, I hope that you enjoy today's efforts.

Threat or promise?

Ooooh!

Thanks Klaus!















Ultimate ironing!

Sweet nothings!

Applied psychology!

Boom Boom!

Oldie but Goodie!

Fabulous!

So true Forrest!

Chuck wins!

Quite possibly!

Basketball players v/s Cheerleaders!

That moment!

All I said was Mite ( for Mate)!
All accents originate from somewhere!

Oh! Yes! The strawberry season is upon us!

We all feel like this on Monday mornings!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early mist or fog patches soon clearing after dawn, leading to a dry and bright morning with sunny spells. Staying dry, sunny and warm into the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C
Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a busy day cleaning up the house as we have family visiting late tomorrow. nearly finished, just a bit more to do in the morning. Visited the boat, and was pleased that it hadn't blown away in the gales!

Here are your funnies...

Er, now where did I leave my body???

You just can't keep a good man from his beer!

Thanks Klaus!
















Oh! Ye of little faith!

It was marked with next day's date and GPS co-ordinates - figure it out!

Inter service rivalry!

Hmmmm!

It says "The first Turkish Astronaut prepares for launch!"

Thanks Klaus!












They returned from their Italian holiday with pasta for the family -
they did't look at the package very carefully!

David?????

Aiming for the right place!

Nothing to say here...

Just sittin!

Thanks Susi!












Stone age history!

Thanks again Susi!














Cheapskate security system!

Same boot 3 years later!

Probably a repro, but amusing hotel room warning!

Cool Goose!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry with sunny spells, once any early patchy mist or fog clears. Feeling warm with light winds, although cooling onshore breezes will develop along the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C

Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was very windy today, gusting 40 knots! I visited a friend about 3 miles away and we had torrential rain, when I arrived home Helen had none!

I hope that you enjoy the little melange tonight!

That moment when you realise that you may
 have committed a booboo!

German advert!

Thanks Derek!











Mondays!

When you're cute - you get away with it!

Another Great Truth!

An experience!

Don't!!!

Today is the start of the open zucchini season!

Thanks Ann!











Why are humans like this????

Thanks again Ann!












So you think you're cute until you take a selfie at the wrong angle and look stupid!

I agree!

Renaissance in the workshop!

Stern warning!

Thanks Richard!










This old people's home is really cool!

Fake photo without resorting to Photoshop!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A mainly dry day is expected with sunny spells. Breezy with strong and gusty winds near the coast.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.