Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another windy day, but the wind was warm and it didn't rain. So I walked by the sea as usual, nearly got flattened by the Harwich Runners, bless 'em! Now I have ferreted around for more new material, filtered through the dross - to present another fun filled blog!

His wife called to see how baby was, he had been aweful
 but was now asleep, so he sent her this!

Some Irish Colleens play!

This took a minute!

His toothpaste came out like a nose!

If you get rid of all the idiots.......................etc!

My Spirit Animal!

That's one way to do it!

Thanks Ann!










Just perspective, but she looks like a giant!

Overheard the waiter saying that he had no money to go to his brother's wedding  in Australia, the customer did this!

Her smoothie blended like this!

Just don't make eye contact with him!

Well maybe Genius is a bit wide of the mark!

Thanks Matt C!










Cupboard love!

Thanks Robert!










Another Great Truth!

 Thanks again Robert!











Bon Mots!

Thanks Susi!











Don't take too long on this one!

Thanks again Susi!











Woodstock 1969 - and 50 years later!

The Guitarist is enjoying himself!

So is the monkey!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early cloud and rain clearing during the morning. A largely fine day then follows with sunny spells, but also the chance of one or two further blustery showers.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C
Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was showery and windy here today, so apart from a quick visit to the chemist and the local Co-op, we stayed indoors. Now for more of your usual humourous images and clips, which I sincerely hope that you will enjoy!

Penguins with backpacks - OK???

I am not a cat person, but for those of you that are, you might like this!

Thanks Klaus!













Stolen from the Eiffel Tower!

Bernie Saunders flies cattle class!

The new Star Wars Movie is announced!

At this airport, if you're stressed about flying, this chap is available to be petted!

This is me!

Thanks Derek!












Partial Lunar eclipse with Jupiter and four of its moons!

New! Bluetooth Garden Spray!

Thanks again Klaus!











It's so warm that even the Garden Umbrellas run away!

Thanks yet again Klaus!














King Kong Museum New York!

Intellectually speaking.......

Thanks Jaini!










Defender of Scienc!

Just to add to the authenticity!

Very rare picture of Gordon Ramsay smiling - look left and you can see why!

Yup! Absolutely right!

You can guess that this mother has 3 sons!

This sexy pear deserves a Tramp Stamp!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Can you play Chopsticks?

Pizza? Yeeeaaah!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Sunny spells and variable cloud. Rather breezy with further showers possible, but most places staying dry for much of the day.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C
Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I went to the boat today, just to check that she hadn't blown away in the gales. All was OK except that Gertie our Orang Utan mascot had fallen into a puddle of water! Now home again to transmit to you all the very latest fun pics found on the Internet!

Shocking eh Tibbles?

Another Quebecois Masterpiece!

Thanks Klaus!















Rusted iron looking like wood bark - I wouldn't trust that strap!

Like the slogan, but the Husky seems irrelevant

The End is Nigh!

He made a crowd background from junk mail pushed through his letterbox!

BMW drivers - get it?

If we got rid of all the idiots......... etc!!!

Thanks Gloria!











I don't think this needs a caption!

Thanks again Gloria!











This latest dishwasher is so quiet, it shows time left on the kitchen floor!

The useless inventions guy is back, this time it's Lego pick up socks!

It says "Short pink and hairy - That's unfair you looked!

Thanks Klaus!










Can choir!

Thanks Jaini!












He found this little chap in the shower, so he moved him on to a tree
 where there were ants for his lunch!

Just a sand castle with lighting!

Thanks yet again Gloria!









The power of prayer!

Thanks again Klaus!









Oh! Pretty Flamingo!

Thanks yet again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Friday

Mostly cloudy to start, but dry. Rain moving in during the morning with heavy bursts during the afternoon and evening. Becoming windy, especially along the coast.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 36 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was wet - all day! So yours truly stayed indoors. Did a few Computer jobs, and then adjourned to the TV. Now it is that time again for me to attempt to amuse!

Enjoy!

Yes they are a thing! Meant to be reinforced!

She thought.......................well wait and see!

Thanks Klaus!
















Meh!

Moron can't spell "Peers"

Exercise!

Thanks Ann!












Early demise - imminent!

Thanks again Ann!











Not an exotic sex toy! - It's a can opener!

You can revive an exhausted bee with sugar water

The two horsemen of the Apocalypse!

I normally like the Cousins' slogans - this one is just crazy!!!

She visited the art gallery and by chance found - herself!

A downpour illuminated by a lightning flash in New Mexico!

Still love the Cousins' slogans!

He saw this spider and web on a traffic light!

Beware of what you wish for!

The Quebecois are at it again!

Thanks again Klaus!











And the bride? - Smashed!

Thanks yet again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Pleasantly warm sunny spells and although largely dry, a scattering of showers is likely for a time late morning or midday. A brisk breeze at times.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C
Wind: West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.