Isolated Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another day in Quarantine, I walked as usual, streets very quiet, met usual acquaintances, all at a safe distance of course! In case you ever wondered where your Funny blog comes from, below is a picture of "Funny Central'.

Enjoy the the fun stuff that I have collected, with some help from my friends...

We'll all be like this!

Thanks John!









No that isn't me!

Thanks Derek!














The place from which your funnies come!

Tally Ho!

Thanks Jackie!











The voices!

Boom Boom!

The tale is too long for here - Google it!

We used to drive our teacher wild by going up one at a time - slowly
to sharpen our pencils!

Smart old guy!

Flip flop destroyer!

Thanks Ann










Child minding £1 per hour!

Thanks Gloria!










Another bright idea!

Thanks again Gloria!












Spell it out to him - words of one syllable!

Thanks yet again Gloria!











As the isolation drags on..................!

Thanks Hazel!










It says "What's wrong all the people are wearing muzzles!"

Thanks Klaus!












Lost in translation!

Thanks Mark!












it says "How to insert a suppository at 2 metres distance!

Thanks Robert!













All a bit glum!

Thanks again Robert!












Woaaaaaaaaah!

Thanks yet again Robert!












Exterminate - Exterminate!

Thanks Pete!











How about recreating art to pass the time?

Thanks Martin!












Nothing to say here!

Thanks Steven Fry!











And for the boys - a little light relief!



Liking Fridays!

That mesh has got to go!

Chameleon washes his hands of the whole thing!

Donald's best way of expressing himself!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mist or fog soon clearing, then dry with spells of rather hazy sunshine. Feeling warmer as a Southerly breeze picks up.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South 13 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked as usual, it really seems to be getting warmer now. The most part of the day was spent upgrading one of my computers and installing a different operating system. More work on that tomorrow. Now for more pictorial fun with which to amuse y'all!

Hoping that you enjoy them!

Handsome chap!

Oh! Lords! - Our era though!

Thanks Klaus!

She surely did (Except not the weed!)

and the car was a Truimph Herald Convertible!

How will your day be???

Isolation!

Thanks Adrian!

Sticks at the ready!

Thanks Robert!

Testing Testing!

Thanks again Robert!

I am one of those!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Young Irwin's Isolation pal!

Mein Gott! Was ist Das???

It's called being her Consort!

China Eggs!

The Bra Trap strikes again!!

Hmm - Bit Lardy!

Isolation Birthday!

Paddy has the gift of the gab!

The cat and his twat!

Mean sod!

Little drive round the block chaps???

Wonderful way to amuse the kiddies!

Being on a low carb diet - I hate you I hate you!!!

Good for you Madam!

No No No - never in a million years!

Now that will teach you not to leave the window open!

Personalised PPE!

Convoy!

Seeing is believing!

Thanks Derek!










Harwich Weather for Friday

Another dry, but mostly cloudy day. There will be bright periods at times with perhaps a few sunny spells late in the afternoon or early evening.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was nice on the promenade this morning, with warm sun, but the sun soon disappeared under a sheet of grey, but it stayed dry. I washed the car, I thing  that I hadn't done for several years, but the Albanians are closed!  Now for more pictures, I am publishing all that I can find, as you have time to look at them!

Yes that is paint!!!

Music on several domestic gadgets!

Daddy's a con artist!

The Netherlands has banned alcohol for the duration of the lockdown!
(Remember the date.......!)

Thanks Gloria!











OK just lie to yourself!

Thanks again Gloria!

Crazy Jazz Band!

You are being watched - with total disapproval!

That isn't going to work dearie!

I don't think you really wanted to do that???

For God's sake America - nobody needs one of those!!!

Just amuse the kiddies it will be OK!

I get it, but even virus free you're going to die in there!

Paul, I don't think Pru is going to be very pleased!!!

Yeehaw indeed!

Pear Booty!

How about an ecclesiastical Dalek?

Even out in the country they have crowded balconies
Eh chaps?

Another way of Social Distancing!

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg the Russian Orthodox priest blesses the machine guns!

Precocious Talent!

Thanks Klaus!









Woah! there Ned!

Thanks again Klaus!











If you weren't laughing before - you will after this!

Thanks yet again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Thursday

A breezier day with variable cloud and the odd shower as well as bright or sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North-West 13 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.