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Tuesday, 12 May 2020

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, The wind has gone thank goodness. Walked as usual, not many people about. Swept up the garden where to wind had deposited a big pile of leaf matter. Later we moved our gazebo off the deck, as the deck is rotted and needs to be broken up, I have an idea whats on tomorrow! Now for more fun stuff just for you!


















This guy brought classical music to ordinary people, I think that he is great!









The next five are from Robert
Thanks Robert!





Smart ass answer!












Advice.....













Not Football!













When this is over - long queues at the barbers!












Great idea!












Tonight's Caption competition!












Pixellated pooch!












I told you not to put it on a high temperature wash!












Ground - open up and swallow me!!!













Tonight's philosophical thought!












Today he polished his truck!














They are engrossed in their work!














Superman spreading the message!













Ha Ha! - Not what you thought!












R2 Has been to the gym!














Not me!!!












Yee haw! - Bet he voted Trump!












Love Smart cars!












Rover is pretending to be a kangaroo - or is he???













Love the Cousins' slogans!












Very clever.........but why???












Melon 1 - Knife 0!












Quack! - Your honour!











Tee Hee!













The Government says use your common sense - Ha!















For the Boys - it's OK love your hair won't blow away!












Loud alarm!


Thanks Klaus!










There's mad - and then there's completely mad!


Thanks again Klaus!










Local Weather for Wednesday



Thanks BBC Weather


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.





Monday, 11 May 2020

Funnies for Monday



Dear Family and Friends, Today the North wind blew and the temperature plunged. Walking on the promenade was like being in the Arctic. Great excitement, my new (very old actually) harmonica arrived from Germany, having sanitized it and put it in the freezer for some hours, I hope that it is virus free. Anyway it sounds great! Now for your fun stuff!







The Bodyguard!











Interviewing a Millennial!


Thanks Derek!











Truck art!



Thanks Klaus!














For the boy who isn't allowed to buy a boat!













Cautious optimism!












You have been warned!








Cactus with sunglasses - oddly disturbing!












Now do you think that's the shade or from what the dye is made!













Oddly prophetic!












Postbox from a microwave - who knew?












Vive la France!











Wedding cake issues!












Love the Cousins' slogans!












Yes that is a house on the highway!











Socially distanced watering!











Do you think they've had words?












Nah! It's an S & M club!












Now that is trust!












That's when the fight started!











Yachting whoops - at least he's still attached!












Boys are you wondering what's underneath all that corduroy?













Ooh! Look! A Yeti!













Parachute Jump!



Thanks Klaus!










Now that's mean!


Thanks again Klaus!












Harwich Weather 


This is now, this forecast site I have been using has been revised and is unsuitable, this is my weather station, I will be looking for an alternative.



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

















Sunday, 10 May 2020

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was all change with the weather today from warm sun, now grey cool and windy! I am missing my boat and the sea, and hope that the yacht harbours will be allowed to open soon. For that reason you will see a clip below of a boat from cloud cuckoo land! Enjoy your funnies!








Got to love pugs!












One can dream, but I wouldn't want this thing!















Ha! We might do that!!!













I think that lady has rather lost the plot!


Thanks Ann!











Don't worry folks, I am just taking in the view and then I will be off!












Dad joke!












Elon what were you thinking!












Oh! Dear - he used the wrong lens!












Robot Butler!












Note to self - never take the lowest quotation!












Very trying!













Very Pythonesque!












In Paris even the rubbish has style!












Heavy Metal Gardening!












PPE on steroids!















Ah! Very clever, but is that really a thing?












I smell a whiff of irony here!












Wrap your gob round that! - If you can!













Another form of protection - but where's your helmet dearie???













She hasn't learned to love pugs yet!













People are trying to correct the toilet paper issue!












Intricate sand castle!












Chaps it's mango time - I'm in!













Oh! Dear! Hope she doesn't hear!


Thanks Vic!








They are very very old, but they can still raise a laugh and fit with modern music!


Thanks Klaus!









Lockdown frustration!
(In the old days this would be called a Tantalus!)


Thanks John M!














Boys it's great down on the farm today!














Harwich Weather for Monday

Limited bright spells at first as cloud continues to thicken through the day. Perhaps the odd shower possible. Brisk winds also developing and turning noticeably colder.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: East 8 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.