Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another warm sunny day, walked on the sea front as usual. We visited the boat but it was too windy to go out. maybe soon! Now once again I have scoured the nether regions for more material with which to amuse you, I hope that I will succeed!

Oi! Mophead!

Jolly Germans - BTW my Mother in Law played in an accordion band  as teenager on German radio

Concerned pigeons!

Tonight's Caption Competition!

 Good old Mum!

Thanks Chris!










During lockdown Mother Nature has taken over!

Thanks Derek!










New privilege!

Thanks Gloria!










Not him!

Thanks Robert!










Poor Karen!

Thanks Pete!

 Now that is a long tongue!

Mobile Supplies!

Blub blub blub!

Onion Pac Man!

Nasty cheap adaptation!

In a flood any form of transport will help!

Meet the Unipuss!

There are monster trucks, but this is a MONSTER TRUCK!!!

Now although I am a greedy guts - even I would quail at this one!

People of Walmart!

They shall not!

One Upmanship - Moose in my pool!

Invention is the Mother of Necessity!

Little dancer - take a bow!

Looks quite mad!

 Philosophical thought for the day!

Indeed!

No he's not thin he's just been clipped!

A lady must be co-ordinated!

They romantically held hands in the snow and watched a chimney blown down!

Handy side effect!

Absolutely no idea what's going on here!

 Future times!

Thanks Susi!











Wordy accident!

Thanks again Susi!










More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Barefaced cheek!

Thanks Klaus!









Move over Darlin'

Thanks again Klaus!










Dovercourt Weather for Monday

Thanks BBC!


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another fine day, but windier than recently. I bought fuel for the boat and took it on board. Decided not to go out today, discretion especially on the very first trip in case things go wrong! Now for more pictorial fun with which, hopefully we can amuse you!

Yes folks the one on the left is the alpaca!

This is priceless!

Thanks Derek!

Another variant!

We used to call them "You beauties"! - Or Mutton Chops!

Carried with pride!

Only a guy having his head licked by a rat!

Think about it - especially now!

Another rip in the Matrix!

Water Tower or Observatory? - Anyway - cool decor!

Coincidence or fake???

 You could put your eye out with that!

Dog lovers don't really care about it!

When you open the fridge door late at night!

Peter Kay says...............

Thanks Susi!







Recently found in Negrar Italy - one of the finest 
Roman mosaic floors ever found!

Mum and Dad go stir crazy!

Yet another novelty!

And Pretty Maids all in a row!

Hmmm! Either an enormous rat or a minute office! - You decide!

Now for Boys everywhere -





Meanwhile at the gun shop!

Nuff said!

The old door joke - again!!!

Thanks Klaus!










Dovercourt Weather for Sunday

Thanks BBC!


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet another fine day, but with a cool NEly breeze. Today's task was weed killing of our paved area which the team completed. A new fuel tank arrived for the boat - must visit the filling station tomorrow for both car and boat. it will be the first time I have been there since before lockdown! Now for your fun stuff - please enjoy!

Throughout their lives!

Thanks Pete!








More special effects!

Thanks Derek!












They were!

Not funny but very Edwardian!

Don't we all at our age?

Thanks Ann!










Sleeping beauty - 2020 style!

Thanks John!










 Bullshit!

Thanks Robert!











Dad Joke!

 Thanks Pete!










Meanwhile at Walmart!

Thanks again Pete!










Couldn't agree more!

Thanks yet again Pete!










Tonight's Philosophical truth!

Eh? Not the cowshed?

Good advice!

 Suggestion - avoid the monkey!

Either - there's been an earthquake or the architect had lost it!

New line in masks - the Ned Kelly look!

What a view from their tent!

Scooter HGV!

Spring hasn't made it to Canada yet!

I hope that bike is reinforced!

Hey Pal - your house needs pruning!

Graffiti from a better class of loo!

You can't get the civil servants these days!

Not all heroes wear capes!

Transfusion!

Thanks again Derek!










For the boys -





Let's go kayaking it could be fun!

Now this young lady really is WHITE!

Look before you leap!

Thanks Klaus!








Quarantine and its' effects!

Thanks again Klaus!










Dovercourt Weather for Saturday

Thanks BBC!


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.