Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another gloomy day, both for the weather and my back! Never mind, both will get better in time! I have trawled the nether regions as usual and came up with a goodly number of fun pics that I sincerely hope will cheer you up!

And for my next trick!

The very essence of cool! 
Dave Brubeck - remember him?

The truth never hurt anyone!

Behind you!!!

Thanks Rosemary!

 Guardsman you are supposed to stand stock still!

Maybe wait awhile till the tide goes out?

Scruffy building made funny!

There's enthusiasm, and then there's obsession!

Noisy in this block!

Yes, unbelievably it is a sandcastle!

Not drive in, more slob in!

Yes I understand completely!

Tonight's profound thought!

Today I Learned.....

 I have absolutely no idea what is going on here!

Bet you can't eat that without licking your lips!

Bending unit 22 - in snow!

 Someone in the department has a sense of humour!

Oh! Lord 3000 calories per mouthful!

Rearguard action!

Thanks Gloria!









Dad Joke!

Thanks Susi!










For the boys.....more balcons!






Beach type!

No it doesn't!

Thanks Robert!












Novel idea!

Thanks Derek!










Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry, sunny throughout the morning and becoming very warm. Most areas stay dry during the afternoon, however isolated showers or thunderstorms may develop. Light south-easterly winds.
Temperature: 24°C (Inland) | 22°C (Coast)
Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 04:37 | Sunset: 21:18
Moonrise: 01:30 | Moonset: 11:36


Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The back's still complaining so I must do this quickly! It was dull and showery here today, which was good in some respects, because I wouldn't have gone out in the boat anyway! Now for my latest effort to try and make you smile!

Sloth says Hi!

It's not Christmas - but hey!

Thanks Klaus!












Good question!

Thanks Robert!











Wake up sunshine!

Thanks again Robert!










Wise words from JFK!

Thanks Yet again Robert!










Heart attack on a plate!

Quoi???

Meanwhile on the 1530 to Harpenden!

Love it!!!

Don't know what happened - would love to hear the story!

Millennium Falcon and yes she made the cake!

Now pal - I think that you are asking for trouble!

Omnibus Whoops!

Yup - Definitely Mo!

It is always so!

Not a C cup but T cups!

Unashamed plug for my other blog....

There are a couple of new links

My Boat Blog

For the Boys!

An explanation - "Tout le Monde est au Balcon" is French slang for well endowed ladies, so when you hear "Balconies" and the like that is what I refer to...

Comme ca!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!






Derek's Joke 2
Thanks again Derek!






Not Funny - but rather interesting!

Thanks yet again Derek!








International Whoopses!

Thanks Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Friday

A few sunny breaks at first, before outbreaks of showery rain push northwards into Essex. A few heavier bursts likely, then it becomes dry again by evening. Winds easing through the day.
Temperature: 21°C (Inland) | 18°C (Coast)
Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 04:37 | Sunset: 21:18

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks as always for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I really thought that my back was a bit better, but washing the dishes - something went bang - and I am back to square one. I am typing this with the Tens machine turned up on full power. Never mind it will pass! now for a few more funny bits and pieces! 








Spiderman has no chance!

Emergency landing at Frankfurt!

Thanks Klaus!













We have all met one!

Thanks Derek!












Ha ha ha!

Thanks Geoff!










Competition!

 Thanks Robert!










Isolation - good points!

 Thanks again Robert!










Me too!

Had a temper tantrum have we? Well bye bye then!

He really thinks that he's scored!

That looks terrifying!!!

I do! Noisy Neighbours!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Contrived I think!

Redneck Jacuzzi!

Simulated velociraptor!

You've found a barber, where? Do tell!

Clever - we have a Garage near us with a Mercedes like that!

Gargoyle is not pleased with downpipe!

American Werewolf in London?

What's this - Yoga class in the Ladies?

Thunderbirds are go!

Whoops!

His story is, using her allows him to go in the car share lane!

For the Boys!




Chilly in the bathroom!

Crowded in the ballroom!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!









I'll show you!!!

Thanks Klaus!









Ice Cream Ha!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloudy skies to start with further rain possible, then brightening up with largely dry and sunny conditions for the afternoon and evening. Windy, especially along the Essex coast.
Temperature: 18°C (Inland) | 16°C (Coast)
Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 04:37 | Sunset: 21:17
Moonrise: 00:41 | Moonset: 09:15

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.