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Thursday, 18 June 2020

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It rained in the morning, so I fiddled with the computer, backing up. Pm the sun came out so I walked by the sea, Now I am attempting once again to collect together the latest fun stuff from the Internet - just for you!








Good Evening!











He is in a good mood this morning!


Thanks Klaus!









Dad Joke!



Thanks Pete!










Sh*t happens!


Thanks Ricardo!










T Shirt Ad!












Not sure what's going on here!












OK so what? It's a flying fish!













This is our war!













That's normal for the boys!













It was love at first sight! - Now the result!














They wouldn't have a clue!












Second wave in 3 - 2 - 1 !!!












Could be the Mother - in - Law!













They often think that they are people!











Military Planking!











I can guess.........














Fiesty pup!












Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Not what you think!



Thanks Klaus!













The Bull thinks he's a horse (Most of the time)!!!


Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Friday

After a cloudy start, most places will have a dry and sunny day. However, a few sharp showers may develop by the afternoon. Pleasantly warm in light south westerly winds.
Temperature: 20°C (Inland) | 21°C (Coast)
Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 04:36 | Sunset: 21:21
Moonrise: 03:09 | Moonset: 18:26
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.









Wednesday, 17 June 2020

Wednesday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Today was the day, after a very long wait we were able to go out in the boat for the first time this year! It was only a short trip, just to check that everything was working OK. Sunny weather with a light breeze, although we have a thunder storm warning for tonight. now for more of the fun stuff - just for you!








Baby Goose













Even in lockdown, the Ukulele Orchestra manage a tune!













Of all useless cold cures - whisky is the most enjoyable












Mannekin for the fuller figure!












Wine is fruit!









How nice!












The Hobbit ring!














If they don't like you they can spit 20ft!














Porky is having fun at the beach!












Imagine being photobombed by Tibbles!












The Iron Throne - made from old trainers!













Raptor selfie!












Amazing escalator ceiling!












Do we really need to know that?













They mean business!















 A variant of carrot and stick!












Novel mask variant!












Foxy thinks kayaking is hilarious!











Philosophical thought for today!












Being a Grammar Nazi I get this!













Big challenges - we have simplified the program!


Thanks Maria!










Must be a loser!













Hi di hi!












A bun is the lowest form of wheat!












As chief washer up - I can sympathise Fido!












All male animals have this impulse built in!












The Underground chaps are at it again!












Maybe not drunk - just nicked Mummy's lipstick!












Was that your beer sir?













The truth always hurts!











Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









For the Boys tonight........



Tout le Monde est au Balcon!












Anyone for tennis???











Never mess with a Jack Russell!


Thanks Klaus!









Odontological nightmare!


Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Overnight heavy rain will soon clear with brightening skies. As the day progresses, showers will once again develop and become locally heavy and thundery. Light north easterly winds.
Temperature: 20°C (Inland) | 20°C (Coast)
Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 04:36 | Sunset: 21:21
Moonrise: 02:50 | Moonset: 17:15
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.










Monday, 15 June 2020

Monday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Today walking along the seafront, conditions were perfect! Warm sun and gentle breeze. We left town today and visited a garden centre 30 miles away, the furthest that we have travelled since lockdown. It was very well organized with no problems at all with social distancing. Plants were purchased! Now for more fun stuff - just for you!







If you go down to the woods today.......










This is in German, but I put it on, because this will give you some memories - if you are of a certain age!


Thanks Klaus!









Boom Boom!
 Thanks Charles!










Cinderella takes up trucking!












Love pugs!












Overbearing or what!













I'll bet that sword is fibreglass!












Er - yes - and ???












Fido NOOOOOOOO!












Tea made in a bell pepper? - maybe not!












I'll bet you didn't mean to do that!












Novel, but can you breathe?












I'm not being sizist ot hairist - but I bet that's in Walmart!












Sea Horse needs to see the time!
(Or can he see himself?)












They have paid megabucks to go to the fabulous view
 but Nature has other ideas!












They match! - Or is it another rip in the Matrix?













Meanwhile in Germany.....












Puzzled puss!













Stone mason with imagination!










Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








For the boys...



Nice on the beach today and if you look carefully you will see the white cliffs of Dover!












Ha Ha Gotcha!


Thanks Again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Most places will have another dry and warm day with plenty of sunshine, however the risk of heavy showers or thunderstorms return for the afternoon and early evening. A light to moderate south-easterly breeze.
Temperature: 22°C (Inland) | 21°C (Coast)
Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 04:36 | Sunset: 21:20

Moonrise: 02:19 | Moonset: 14:59
Thanks Essexweather.com
Thanks for calling by!
Cheers!
Richard.