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Tuesday, 24 November 2020

Tuesday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was another OK sort of day. When I walked it was overcast, but by mid morning the sun came out. I was busy clearing out the garage, and went to the recycling with a car jam packed full. PM more binge viewing of "The Crown"! Now for your funnies.......





Another Great Truth!









Just.........If only!


Thanks Klaus!










Sound advice!











Depends on your mind!


Thanks Ann!









Hey!!!


Thanks again Ann!











It says - Christmas Goose for Vegans!


Thanks again Klaus!











Yet another Great Truth!


Thanks Jamie!










Japanese rice straw animals!



Thanks again Jamie!











Saturn appearing from behind the moon!


Thanks to Jan Koet!










Seen on the side of a house in Reykjavik


Thanks John!











At last!!!


Thanks Mags!











They seem to float!











Sinister Pizza!












Yes he always looks like this!












Surprisingly crafted in wool!












Someone's Pimped the Gargoyle!











This waiter isn't getting a tip!












Do do do do   Do do do do!!!












Overly helpful driver!












Karen is the fall girl of the Internet - looks like a Nautilus!













Be afraid - very afraid!













Nice!











No matter what they say - we're just good friends!














I think that's Suleiman the Magnificent!













Awkward!












On the way home from the S & M party Karen stops off at Walmart!












Yes the iPhone 12 does have rather square edges!













What's the collective pronoun for baby lizards???












Engineer training!












Clever - this light snaps on to a 9v battery!












He deserves it if he's been a good boy!












Yes!











It's just a shirt - rather disturbing!













Quite understandable! - You old charmer!











Just having fun!















For the Boys!

For the uninitiated - Tout le Monde est au Balcon. is French slang for girls who are well endowed!


A few more Balcons popped up!






































Topical!


Thanks Paul!










A bit misogynistic but hey!


Thanks again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Mostly cloudy with a band of showery rain pushing across most parts during the morning. Little change into the afternoon with further damp conditions.

Temperature: 11°C (Inland) | 13°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 07:29 | Sunset: 15:58

Moonrise: 14:14 | Moonset: 00:45

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

















Monday, 23 November 2020

Monday's Fuunies


Dear Family and Friends, I twas a beautiful morning, the frost evaporated quickly and it was bracing on the promenade. I did my duty and tidied the garage, replacing an ancient cupboard with a refugee from the bedroom.PM we slobbed out watching "The Crown". Now with my vitality recharged I will dig down yet again to the nether regions for some of the best fun pictures available!





Breast Obsessed???

Not me!!!









And.................Relax!!!












Hungry are we???


Thanks Jamie!










This drives me nuts!












It's a forking disaster!












That's new, see through trainers...
but why????














Too many guns in America!
(You don't need it dear - the black leather is scary enough!!!)














Still no cure for Stupid!












Meanwhile - back at the swamp!












Sad end!












OK friend - he'll drop you in a minute!












I hate Windows!!!











Cabbage 1 Knife 0 !!!












We're on the road to.............!












Snap!












Er - no! - Fix!












Just marketing!











Clever beach art!












Shrek looks on in wonder, is it a very tall lady or two very short men???












Clever Juxtaposition!











R2D2 US Mail Postbox












Nuns with guns!













You are his slave!












Weird Santa!











No wonder Towser is smiling!












And he laughed and laughed!












We know pal!











Yes! Spag bol can be messy!












For the Boys!

Only a brace of Balcons tonight!










You could have smiled!!!









Look out love - the dumplings are boiling over!!!
















New Year's Eve 2021!


Thanks Klaus!










Alternative ice cream eating!


Thanks again Klaus!








And Finally..............!


Thanks yet again Klaus!














Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Feeling milder in southerly winds and spells of sunshine which will develop after a cloudy start. Temperatures a little above the seasonal average for November.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) | 12°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 07:28 | Sunset: 15:59

Moonrise: 13:58 | Moonset: 23:59

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.