Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 14 December 2020

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good sunny day, breezy but above average temperatures. I was heavily into recycling today. After my walk by the sea, I loaded up the car with the remains of our old wardrobes, then I was heavily into cardboard flattening ready for the recycling collection tomorrow. At lunchtime Matt arrived and helped me take the wardrobes to the local recycling centre. Later I collapsed on the sofa and was quite unproductive for the rest of the day. Now for more pictorial fun collected and filtered - just for you!

Tech savvy baby!

John Denver cover - nice!

In Summary!

Thanks Gloria!

Love Pugs!

Great advice!!!

Thanks Geoff!

Snow removal - fast!

Thanks Hazel!

Christmas 2020!

Thanks Klaus!

Sanitary Man - with a sense of humour!

That comfy chair - is ice!!!

Novel bike stand!

Especially if the copier glass broke!

Tonight's philosophical thought!

Snow monster melts in bog - how sad!

Slow roasted pig!

The essence of a business man!

Too many guns in America -

even if it's disguised as a non smiling Amazon box!!!

You would be grumpy too!

You may be 100 years old but you don't get wet concrete!

Advisable to tell him - plead guilty!!!

Too many guns in America! 2

If I'm not mistaken that's an RPG launcher!!!

Yes - smartens you up!

Misogyny - I rest my case!

Slaves to fashion!

Just a nest of baby otters!

Expensive doorstop - unless it's broken!

I see Irony!

Love is sharing breakfast!

Is that you Marge? - Very Christmassy!

Nurses' quarters Christmas tree!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

For the Boys!

A few more of "Your Usual" Gentlemen!

Lady doesn't look too pleased!

Can T shits stretch that far?

Cake or Boobs - you choose!!!

Put it away dearie!

Cuddly Chums!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another mild day with sunshine and scattered showers. With lighter winds than recent days, it will feel pleasant for the time of year in the afternoon sunshine.

Temperature: 10°C (Inland) | 11°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:54 | Sunset: 15:50

Moonrise: 07:40 | Moonset: 15:35

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 13 December 2020

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This morning I had a brisk walk by the sea, hurrying to beat the oncoming rain. Then it was back to wardrobe demolition. Later I borrowed a kindly neighbour's power saw, and cut up the large bits ready for a trip to the recycling in the morning. The rest of the pm was spent dozing in front of the TV. Now I am back bright eyed and bushy tailed to find more fun stuff just for you!

Lazy beggar!

(But I think Mum doesn't want his fur to get dirty!)

The Watercress line - a little bit of Christmas Magic!

This will lift your mood!

Not all!

We all know one of these!

Thanks Pauline!

Hello - are you a fossil?

Monster in the veggie garden!

Tibbles is bemused by his effigy!

A real live Mr Potato Head!

Above the rainbow!

(No unicorns though!)

The traffic control guy has a message!

Must be a lemon elephant!

Are you mad???

Mouldy cheese? No it's green bits in the packaging

(Great marketing!)

Neat fit!

Darth gets all Christmassy!

Tibbles thinks it's catnip Mmmmm!

One way of passing the time in a boring jam!

For the boys!

Fake or real - you choose!

The alpha male doesn't get tech!

The lady however understands the situation!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A breezy morning with sunshine and blustery showers. Cloud increasing during the afternoon with a band of rain arriving from the west. Mild with temperatures well above average.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) | 13°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:54 | Sunset: 15:49

Moonrise: 06:14 | Moonset: 14:56

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 12 December 2020

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another grey and drizzly day! I spent most of it demolishing out old built in wardrobes, and what's left of my muscles are now telling me to stop! Meanwhile I took a dive into the nether regions, as I do from time to time. Not as many as I would have liked! Hoping you will enjoy them!

Just a pig on a table!