Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a dull but mild day, I walked along the beach, having been off with a bad back it took a while to wind up to top gear. For the moment I have just surfaced from the underworld where would you believe I found more pictures! - Enjoy!

It's OK Tibbles - I'm fairly sure that isn't a real octopus!

It took a while but he worked it out!

Thanks Klaus!

To you.......!

Thanks Ann!

I can get the scratching post but what about the telescope?

Thanks Barbara!

It says "you must go back to 1953 and find Merkel's father and give him a condom!

Thanks again Klaus!

Too many guns in America - and here even an RPG!!!

It's either that he's very big or possibly she is very small!

Yet another clever cake!

Just Wow!

Bad legs.........Oh no Baguettes!

And we laughed and laughed!

This is new! Hedgehog bra!

Is that you Snoopy?

That makes me feel ill just looking at it!!!

So it's a.....................!!!

This time it's a snow tractor - our snow has now gone!

No not the Zombie invasion - just frozen clothes!

Definitely an expense!

Tonight's philosophical thought!

You did say that you could do it!

Another Great Truth!

It's hard wired in their genes!!!

A new angle!

Aye Aye!

Now that is a very scary picture!!!

Give it a few years dearie!!!

Did you see her last week???

New! My Kitty Samurai!!!

My! Bob the builder's lost weight!

We can switch our ears off!

Tibbles adds his weight to the discussion!

You name isn't Simpson is it?

Noooooooooooooo!

Dozy Duck!

Arny smiles ironically!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A windy day with early mist and fog patches soon clearing. Plenty of sunshine expected and feeling mild in the southerly winds.

Temperature: 14°C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: south 20 miles per hour, gusting to 36 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:56

Sunset: 17:25

Moonrise: 11:41

Moonset: 04:10

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a warm and bright day today. I had a pass to go to the boat, and spent the morning loading the Yot Grot from the old boat to this one. This is a continuing process since way back! Now for more pictorial fun, plucked from the nether regions of the web. I hope that they will amuse you all!

First pictures are back from the Mars Rover!

Thanks Alan!

We call it Roll out the Barrel!

Always!!!

Orang Utan saves a cameraman!

Humbling isn't it!!!

Ought to!

Necessity is the mother of invention!

Towser loves licking the mixer!

Good evening!

Ramp up the volume!

Expensive whoops!

So now you know!

You heard it here first!

They've to wait until he goes to get into their house!

Another fun juxtaposition!

Watch out for Granny!

A battle is going on in Texas!

Keep peace on the home front at all costs!

They do consume vast quantities!

For the Boys!

More for your album lads!

And the last word goes to.......

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry day with bright or sunny spells breaking through after a cloudy start. Mild once more with temperatures well above the seasonal average.

Temperature: 14°C (Inland) and 14°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 10 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:58

Sunset: 17:23

Moonrise: 11:00

Moonset: 03:06

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a very pleasant day, almost Spring like. I returned a computer and reinstalled it for an elderly gentleman. Now I have finished digging, and have unearthed a few more morsels for you to chew over. Hoping that you will find them enjoyable!

Tibbles is unsure what his friend is up to!

Remember these "Good Ol' Boys"?

A martyr to goodness!

Babies should face backwards!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Derek!

Eden Whoops!

Thanks again Derek!

I always give my wife the very best gardening tools!!!

Thanks Janet!

Amazing what you see on the underground!

Another fun juxtaposition!

Oh! Alexa!

Try the zip line they said, it will be fun they said!

Medieval Renaissance!

What the??????????

What's the collective pronoun for a group of De Loreans?

A 'Future' perhaps?

I don't think they're going to fall for it pal!

Facial covering overkill!

First switch it off, next turn it upside down, last start praying!!!

Tibbles does not look amused as being portrayed as a dinosaur!

Pharmacist with a sense of humour!

That's not conduct appropriate to an officer Capt. Janeway!!!

Tibbles hangs out with the trophies!

Yes definitely a fun guy!

Moral of the story - never light farts!!!

Chance encounter!

For the boys!

Small selection tonight chaps!

It's your move she said!

Ted hasn't got a clue what to move next!!!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another very mild day with bright or sunny spells developing after a cloudy start. Light to moderate south-easterly winds.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) and 14°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-east 12 miles per hour, gusting to 21 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:00

Sunset: 17:22

Moonrise: 10:28

Moonset: 01:58

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.