Wednesday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, Today was due to be quiet, but my business partner called with a dead computer. We breathed some life into it and I then went to Colchester to help him install it. Now once again I will do my very best to dredge a bit more fun stuff from that pool of ordure that is the Internet. Hoping they make you smile just a little bit!

That's how it works sunshine!

Thanks Susi!

I hope that this guy is well paid he's genius!

It's called marketing!!!

Thanks Gloria!

English - it's awkward!

Thanks Robert!

Punctuation is important!

Thanks again Robert!

Do Do Do Do   Do Do Do Do!!!!

Too many guns in America! -

They're even arming the Minions!

Nothing to say here!

Female exploitation!

Grow up lad or you'll lose her!!!

Boom Tish!!!

Not sure Llama or Alpaca, but he isn't wearing a seatbelt!

Everything bites stings or eats you!!!

He has obviously had a few too many!

I assume this is a vasectomy cake!

(Mine wasn't done like that!!!)

Croc flap!

Selective breeding!

Launched at last! - Now what are you going to do with it???

Ah! I think that's a composter!

More money than sense - as my old Dad would say! - Often!

Toy Story fan!

We have one under our back step - his name is Kevin!

Why not? You did leave it outside!

What in the name of all that is sane - 

the hell is that????

It's OK - just follow the signs!

Tibbles designer sock - fail!

Tibbles certainly does not like that!

It's fun riding on Dad's back!

Especially if you're an Iguana!

Now he is a big lad, but why are you trying to interview him? 

He can't answer you!!!

Nuff said!

How a pair of Googly eyes can totally destroy 

what you're trying to do!

Yet another interesting juxtaposition!

So it is!

An old chestnut!

Humbug!

Are you Wombling???

Thanks Susi!

Ha Ha Ha!

Thanks again Susi!

Hmm!

Thanks yet again Susi!

For the Boys!

Sorry the Balcons have been thin on the ground of late

 - but here are a brace!

Cheeky doctor!

Thanks Klaus!

Birthdays that go with a bang!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Largely fine, with warm sunny spells and light winds. Most parts dry, although the odd spot of drizzle possible late in the day in western parts of Essex.

Temperature: 23°C (Inland) and 23°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 12 miles per hour, gusting to 21 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:33

Sunset: 20:31

Moonrise: 08:42

Moonset: 22:04

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another showery day, at the time I normally walk it was raining. Next it was madame to the pedicurist, and then a short visit to son and daughter in law who live nearby. PM we visited a friend for tea and cake, and arrived home later in the afternoon. Now for more pictorial fun with some help from my loyal friends!

Bath time for Tibbles is not the best experience!

Party time!

Fraud!

A piece of Internet history!

Useless???

Thanks Derek!

Be safe!

Thanks again Derek!

The pen is where???

Thanks Hazel!

Blunder!

Thanks again Hazel!

A Game of Cards!

Thanks Sandra!

Basket ball on unicycles - poseurs!

Whoosh!

Just another day at Walmart!

Despite whatever you may be thinking - 

they are cabbages!

Tibbles stars in a nightmare!

Military whoops!

Jet flying on a couple of pressure washers!

And that's the absolute end!!!

Amazing sand art!

This cop is a bit of a doodler!

How was your day?

S & M on a budget!!!

Is Towser a pillion?

Mr Aubergine - slumming it among the limes!

Now I know what you're thinking...........!

You Sir are in big doo doo!!!

After his morning swim Towser relaxes in a comfy chair!

I am now convinced that when he gets the chance - 

he is going to bite you!

Holy Sh*t!!!

You know that concrete you so carefully screeded?

Alternative face covering number 452!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Now when I was 15 I recon I could hit that from the floor!

Towser loves the view - but how did he get up there?

Ha Ha Ha!

Joy!

Derek'e Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Derek!

Now what's he seen?

It's a smiling sea lion!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

After a bright start, a dry and fine with sunshine is expected. Cloud building by the afternoon with a chance of an isolated shower. Light winds.

Temperature: 22°C (Inland) and 21°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 10 miles per hour, gusting to 17 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:30

Sunset: 20:35

Moonrise: 06:04

Moonset: 21:30

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.