Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I was away to the boat early, to have a clean up. The boat is a spider sanctuary and the little beggars leave their visiting cards all over. Home mid morning and pottered about then walked and therefore dozed off during the rest of the afternoon. Now please enjoy your special weekend funnies!

Honestly we're just good friends!

Stick together!

Past it's prime!

Thanks Barbara!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Derek!

Boom Boom!

Thanks again Derek!

Me too!

Thanks yet again Derek!

You can't get away with it!

It says "Arsehole!"

Thanks Klaus!

Some explaining to do!

Thanks Robert!

Distraction!

Thanks again Robert!

Clearly!

Big effect!

The falling trees pull up the grass too!

Look out Deliveroo - you have competition!

Clever sand art!

The season for stupidly huge veg!

Obviously off to do a really big job!

Yes you have a really long thumb!

I'm not bothered either!

Tibbles does have a nose, but it is camouflaged!

Tibbles was slipping so he put out his claws!

This is a Sun fish

And these are baby Sun fish!

Meet the green pepper choir!

No idea what's going on here!

Interesting and unusual loo!

Imaginative graffiti!

Can this be real?

How does it corner?

Revenge!!!

Just be nice!

You can't see the cuffs!

Is it Spring then???

Whatever floats your boat!

Towser is wondering why on earth you did this!

Too many guns in America!

(Now they're even arming the Garden Gnomes!)

Bruin - is showing initiative!

Another interesting Juxtaposition!

Touche!

Now for something completely different - a Bagpipe Flashmob!

For the Boys!

Almost gave up on Balcons tonight, but out of the blue these 3 turned up!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dry morning with sunny spells. Becoming rather cloudy through the afternoon and evening, perhaps with outbreaks of light rain later, these mainly inland.

Temperature: 22°C (Inland) and 22°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 12 miles per hour, gusting to 21 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:37

Sunset: 20:27

Moonrise: 11:23

Moonset: 22:36

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was an ordinary day. First Andy the plumber came and installed a new cistern in the bathroom. Then I walked and it was very humid and sweaty. Later some timber arrived which I attempted to move to the back of the house, but in the end had to ask for help - it was very heavy! Now for your fun stuff!

Alpacas are always smiling!

If you're dozing off in the chair - this will wake you up!

Far behind!

Thanks Derek!

Single!

Thanks again Derek!

Gotcha!!!

Thanks yet again Derek!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Robert!

Before and after the diet plan!

( Sorry but I am just a bit like him!)

Thanks Maria!

A story in covers!

Thanks Pauline!

Very wet kiss!

Just like now!!!

George Clarke on one of his projects!

(In Wales)

Did - You - Know...........!

Interloper!

I would like one! - But getting back up again could be a challenge!

Another Great Truth!

Which one is yours?

Shrek Cosplay!

Nope!

Distinct possibility!

I suspect he's cheating!

Qwokkas always seem cheerful!

Those Googly eyes messing things up again!

I suggest you don't mess with him!!!

Looks silly, but a flood was coming and his car survived!

Is he for real???

Now is the season for all the preposterous huge veggies!

I would break his toes!!!

Yes it does look like that!

Er No!

Towser also has his doubts!

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Yacht Essex Girl

Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry start with sunny spells. Areas of thicker cloud then developing, spreading eastwards late morning and afternoon.

Temperature: 22°C (Inland) and 22°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 15 miles per hour, gusting to 29 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:35

Sunset: 20:29

Moonrise: 10:02

Moonset: 22:20

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.