Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet another grey day! I went to the beach, there was NE wind, but not cold. I was pinged by the Covid app, but I had a test that was negative. It was murder at the hospital - they are resurfacing the car park! Then to the post office, donations to the charity shop and then home. Now I have delved and dug and found you a few more bits and bobs which maybe will raise a giggle!

What's brown and sticky?

Two old people dancing!

Thanks Klaus!

Sewer guys with a sense of humour!

Where are you?????

Boom Tish!

Thanks Adrian!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Joe!

Take aim...........!

Thanks Robert!

Hitching a ride!

Time was not kind to him!

Not street art - but field art!

I'm guessing that there is some sort of orifice there!

You went out and this just exploded!!!

It certainly does!

Movie fan!

Slick Bruce!

One thing - do we get to keep the milk???

Pole dancing - alfresco!

Just Wow!!!

Yet another Juxtaposition!

Oh! Hell! Halloween already???

They are very hard working and well organised!

Weird giant plants - could be Madagascar?

Hypocritical this!

Now that's what I call a SPANNER!

Flight bag???

Look carefully the cyclists are at the bottom!

I can imagine the driver had brown trousers when he looked in his mirror!

The Huggies company are becoming a bit p*ssed with this!

Very appropriate on the West coast recently!

Lunch is ready!

The penguins love to go to Fight night!

Unusual passenger!

A trifle ostentatious don't you think???

Balloon orgy!

Did - you - know???

This may be very clever science but it looks like an untidy carpet!

Slinky hunkers down!

Excuse me sir could you help me with my zip???

Thanks Klaus!

Necessity is the Mother etc!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Another cloudy start, then slowly becoming brighter with spells of sunshine developing. Feeling warmer inland, but still chilly along the coast.

Temperature: 20°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 9 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:09

Sunset: 19:45

Moonrise: 00:20

Moonset: 17:57

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet another grey day, but not cold. I walked as usual, many fewer people about today, I guess the season is coming to an end. Spent some time moving slate chippings from the front garden to the back, due to planned changes, until we both became very hot and gave it up. Now for more fun stuff, sorry not so many tonight, I think I'm having a sense of humour overload! Hoping for better things tomorrow!

Completely Batty!

Love the way the modern music blends with the old movie!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Derek!

I don't think that you really wanted to do that!

Thanks again Derek!

Philosophical thought for today!

Thanks Robert!

More clever pavement art!

Did you know that there's an aura round Uranus???

(Science question!)

Possibly his daughter's name???

That could well be me!!!

Oh! Dear! The fridges at the supermarket are nearly empty!

Shows initiative, but I hate these pesky little machines!

He wasn't expecting that!

Oh! I see you're fixing breakfast!

That took a minute!

Drunk stupid or both!

Double life!

Yes that is definitely old!

Clever dodge sunbeam!

I don't think that's Sméagol!!!

Couldn't have said it better myself!

They didn't think it through!

Tee Hee!!!

No space!

Renaissance chat up line!

Not a chance!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

There isn't much cooler than an Orang Utan in shades!

Big Ben thinks so too!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rather cloudy start but dry. Cloud then breaking and thinning with some brighter intervals, and the odd sunny spell then developing.

Temperature: 20°C (Inland) and 19°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 10 miles per hour, gusting to 20 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:07

Sunset: 19:47

Moonrise: 23:59

Moonset: 17:07

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.