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Tuesday, 14 September 2021

Tuesday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, I was away to the boat early, and spent most of the morning cleaning. It rained but not enough to stop me. Now I have tried as usual to find the very latest fun stuff which I very much hope will amuse and entertain you!




Burn some rubber now!!!








Those old Germans, once they get going they really rock!


Thanks Klaus!












Beware!












The Search!


Thanks Gloria!










Another Japanese straw sculpture!


Thanks Rosemary!










Which Brother???











Not very well thought through!












Clever manipulation!











How on earth are you going to light that?











Cautionary fact!











It must be hot in there!











Novel de-icing equipment!











The Traffic guy is p*ssed with you lot tonight!











Towser is trying to look cool!











This is vandalism! (Funny though!)












Ha Ha!!!











Poor Tibbles being taken to task!











Zzzzzzzz!











Contrived methinks!











Towser is just about to choke as he swallows a flower!












Your only claim to fame...............!











I see irony here!












Another rip in the Matrix!











Christmas lights - in September??????











Someone with too much time on their hands!











I'm not being sizeist - but that is a tiny foal!












Clever carpenter!











Sand sculpture - is it a Manta Ray?













Get on and eat it then!











Love the Cousins' slogans!











Meet the real Natalie!
(Any publicity is good publicity)











Tibbles! You've morphed!











Did - You - Know!











Me too pal!











I hear that they're making the HGV licence easier now!










For the Boys!

The Balcons are like buses, sometimes none - then
loads appear!











































The old Mento and Coke trick - in a mean way!


Thanks Klaus!









Drunk in charge of a wheelbarrow!


Thanks again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A damp start but an improving picture, bright with a few sunny spells and perhaps the odd afternoon shower. Feeling warm. A dry, largely clear evening.

Temperature: 21°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 9 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:28

Sunset: 19:18

Moonrise: 16:02

Moonset: 23:14

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.



















Monday, 13 September 2021

Monday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was another mixed day with clouds and some sun. I walked with Roxy (Dog) to the beach, and then worked on my computer for a while. Later Son and Daughter in Law arrived to collect said dog. Now I have delved down into the lower part of the Interweb for more giggle magic with which to entertain once more!





So sweet! - And now you have a mouth full of hair!!!










She was famous in her time, and they made propaganda posters of her!














Derek has five pictures for us tonight!
Thanks Derek!





Not the answer you need!











That's about it!





Come rain or shine!





Pushme Pullyou!





My name's Richard (It isn't me!)











Street art in Montreal!











Robert has sent me 5 pictures
Thanks Robert!




Arabic curse!













Railways are........!






He'll never know!






Figure of speech!






I don't think you really wanted to do that!













How apt!












Here's me looking at you!












Is he under there???












Tonight's moral question!












Only in America!











Too many guns in America - they're even arming the Beauty Pageant Queens!











The irrelevant sign man is back!











Lift door graphic!











I'll bet he didn't think that would happen!











Opossums are always happy - even if they're dressed stupidly!












Another Great Truth!











It is still the season for preposterous vegetables!











Oh! Raccy, who are you trying to kid???











I was only calling by to say hello!











Definitely a Dad thing!












Love the Cousins' slogans!
(or maybe this one's English!)












Sewer man with a sense of humour!
(In UK we call them Scent Bottles!)











Love it!











Airpod showercaps - whatever next!











I bet she doesn't even know that he's there!











Firefighter recruit!












Yes that is true!


Thanks Vic!










Tee Hee!


Thanks again Vic!










Canny Dog!


Thanks Klaus!










Clever CGI!


Thanks again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Wet to start as persistent rain migrates northward. Becoming drier later though there remains a risk of the odd shower or outbreak of light rain. Warm in any brighter spells.

Temperature: 18°C (Inland) and 18°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 7 miles per hour, gusting to 15 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:26

Sunset: 19:20

Moonrise: 14:48

Moonset: 22:24

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.