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Saturday, 25 September 2021

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was a misty start, when I walked by the sea. It cleared later but the sky remained grey apart from a few sunny spells late in the afternoon. I was not very productive today, but did some computer backing up. Now I have found some more fodder for you which hopefully will raise a giggle or two!




He is an Irrawady dolphin and he's a happy chappy!









He pesters, but having succeeded he doesn't know what to do!












Sheep is the word!


Thanks Derek!












For Covid read Loo Rolls, for Brexit read  Petrol!!!


Thanks Robert!











Involvement!


Thanks Rosemary!











Freakin' Passwords!












Goals!











Now that's loyalty!












I dare not comment!!!












Acclimatisation!













I prefer a metal colander to prevent aliens controlling my brain!











Extra large helmet or very small man???











He stands before the Stargate!











No Miracle!












Heroes?











That's new - rocking under water!











A tada moment for this Snow leopard!











Tibbles has spoken!











Towser however has reservations!











He has retractable eyeballs!












Only $69? - I will take  all of them!













Mother Nature is wonderful!












One day he fed a feral cat, next day.........!












His bulldozer is all dressed up for the movie Cars!












Could possibly be!











I think the flapper valve is stuck Fred!











No CGI in those days!











From the International Regulations for Prevention of Collision at sea
 "The vessel that has the other vessel on it's starboard side gives way"!!!!












It will be like that next week!











It is obvious that the tree does not like electromagnetic radiation!












Love 'em!!!


Thanks Susi!













He seems bored with the whole thing!













Tibbles however is hungry for more!


















Harwich Weather for Sunday

A generally cloudy and dull start. Through the day very warm sunny spells will develop, but there is also a chance of isolated heavy or thundery showers breaking out.

Temperature: 22°C (Inland) and 21°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 8 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:46

Sunset: 18:52

Moonrise: 20:36

Moonset: 11:38

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.









Friday, 24 September 2021

Weekend Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was another busy day. I walked, and then went to the boat for a short time to adjust the lines as the wind is coming stronger from ahead. After lunch I helped a friend with her car's hands free phone set up. Now for more fun stuff to lighten your weekend I very much hope that you enjoy them!




Their little bit of fun!









Another from the Marines - more Neil Diamond!












Applied psychology!


Thanks Geoff!











Are you coming out? I bit the postman


Thanks Klaus!











That Guy!!!


Thanks Robert!










Another Great Truth!


Thanks again  Robert!










Updated!


Thanks Rosemary!










Guidance!


Thanks again Rosemary!











In engineering sometimes you have to improvise!











Drive by!











I can't use them with my hearing aids!!!











That Irrelevant sign man is back!












Clever stuff!











Colossus - made from scrap!











I am sure that he loves her really!











Is this some kind of protest???











Help! The Crash Test Dummies have taken over the submarine!











That sinking feeling!











Oh! So Modern!











I take it that you are the goalie!











Yes it is a drawing!!!











I suggest you buy a bigger car sunshine!











You are doomed pal!











Another juxtaposition
(I think!)











Fog with holes!











Lazy little git!











Now that is a different cake!












Tibbles is having his salad!











Engrish! 
(Lost in translation again)












Well at least that's honest!











Flippin' Heck! - It is 100m high!














For the Boys!
Just the one for you tonight!








Thanks again Klaus!!!














Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a cloudy start, it will stay dry with bright or sunny spells developing for most. It will be another rather warm day, with light winds.

Temperature: 21°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: south 5 miles per hour, gusting to 12 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:44

Sunset: 18:54

Moonrise: 20:17

Moonset: 10:26


Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.